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# 'nings
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 8:48, archived)
# Hahahahaha! My God.
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 8:51, archived)
# Had a spare.
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 9:55, archived)
# hahaha
:D
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 10:03, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 10:16, archived)
# hahah
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 10:28, archived)
# hahaha fabulous!
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 10:58, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 11:35, archived)
# That's
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 14:21, archived)
# Morning sir!
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 8:52, archived)
# Batman is gurning
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 8:57, archived)
# I thought that he was belming...
But the line is always so very blurred between facial expressions
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 9:04, archived)
# belming is when you put your tounge behind your bottom lip and go MNNNNNNNNNNGGGG!!
as in 'HEY FANTA PANTS!! MNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!'

Gurning is a serious sport, also known as duckfacing.

sorry about your cat.
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 9:13, archived)
# Thanks K3b/-\b
It's been extremely rough. He'd been acting strange for three days, not doing his usual things, and making this odd 'gack!' noise every now and then. Trip to vet showed a tumour growing in his mouth, so while he was still a bit sleepy from the sedative given for the examination, I held him in my arms, told him what a great cat he was, patted him and loved him the best I could while Dr Bob helped him on his way. If any of you post the Rainbow Bridge thing, I won't be responsible for the tears. Had quite enough of them for now.
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 9:35, archived)
# aww so sorry
hugs shazzoir :(
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 9:44, archived)
# Thanks, Cakie
They leave such a huge hole when they go. You know you will always outlive them, but still, you know it's worth it.
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 9:47, archived)
# Pffft!
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 9:12, archived)
# Hahahaha
so would!

'ningles matey. What you doing here at this time on a Sunday? You wet the bed?

Strangely someone wrote just that on my khazi blackboard last night.

'ningles all. Sorry no rant today.
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 9:13, archived)
# WHERE IS OUR GODDAMN RANT, YOU SLACKER

nings!
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 9:15, archived)
# OK just for you.
Gamn guest left before check out and put their key under my fucking door which would have woken me uf if I hadn't been awake! I only get five quid as they did claim not their key deposit!
Bastard!
/END riverghost rant.
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 9:18, archived)
# in english?
did they not pay their accommodation fee?
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 9:19, archived)
# I'll type slowly and try not to use big words.
At hotels you hand in your key when you leave the building. In hostels you don't. As a result to protect against the cost of replacing the key if they are lost you charge a key deposit. Occasionally guests check out when the office is closed and just leave they key which means I get a fiver.
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 9:26, archived)
# awesome ching ching!!
what does a fiver get you?
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 9:32, archived)
# Half a blowjob.
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 9:34, archived)
# Make sure you get the second half
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 9:44, archived)
# naaa
I don't really want someone's cock in my mouth:P
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 9:45, archived)
# Really?
*cancels bash attendance*
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 9:56, archived)
# aaaaw
seeing as you asked so nicely.
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 10:11, archived)
# It's good money though
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 10:00, archived)
# Did you run after them?
Naked?
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 9:24, archived)
# No
but I ran about naked regardless.
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 9:27, archived)
# No point in wasting a good streaker opportunity.

(, Sun 10 May 2009, 9:49, archived)
# what time is breakfast?
when will it be ready?
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 9:18, archived)
# You don't get breakfast as nobody likes you.
We only tollerate you here as we get money from the Lottery Commission.
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 9:19, archived)
# ahahahaha
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 9:20, archived)
# My croissant better not be spoiled with ham and mustard.
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 9:21, archived)
# No
you have a freshly laid three coiler in there instead. Mmmm, nutty.
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 9:32, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 9:33, archived)
# trying to get some colouring in done before going out
and getting distracted by that
and now getting excited by this kotaku.com/5246991/sackboy-is-the-law Little Big Planet 2000AD characters!
Fingers crossed there's a Rogue trooper in the pack
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 9:21, archived)
# Well try and stay inside the lines or we won't buy you a new colouring book!
I've never played Little Big Planet. I've never really been a big games person. I've played the Elderscroll ones and actually bought the relivant games consoles to play them. I play WoW too and that it. Looks cool though. :)
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 9:30, archived)
# pfthahah
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 9:14, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 9:27, archived)
# :D
That is a great film and i really should get round to seeing the dark knight at somepoint too.
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 10:10, archived)
# this is splendid
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 10:28, archived)
# Nicely done
It looked so natural that it took me a moment :)
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 11:00, archived)