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# 'nings

Original, for those unaware of Princess Mononoke
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 10 May 2009, 8:48, archived)
# Hahahahaha! My God.
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Sun 10 May 2009, 8:51, archived)
# Had a spare.
(Mechanical Wombat . Doing my bit for Darwin on, Sun 10 May 2009, 9:55, archived)
# hahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Sun 10 May 2009, 10:03, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 10 May 2009, 10:16, archived)
# hahah
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 10 May 2009, 10:28, archived)
# hahaha fabulous!
(I helped save b3ta! masakatsu best of all the burger meats, Sun 10 May 2009, 10:58, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Sun 10 May 2009, 11:35, archived)
# That's
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Sun 10 May 2009, 14:21, archived)
# Morning sir!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 10 May 2009, 8:52, archived)
# Batman is gurning
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 10 May 2009, 8:57, archived)
# I thought that he was belming...
But the line is always so very blurred between facial expressions
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sun 10 May 2009, 9:04, archived)
# belming is when you put your tounge behind your bottom lip and go MNNNNNNNNNNGGGG!!
as in 'HEY FANTA PANTS!! MNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!'

Gurning is a serious sport, also known as duckfacing.

sorry about your cat.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 10 May 2009, 9:13, archived)
# Thanks K3b/-\b
It's been extremely rough. He'd been acting strange for three days, not doing his usual things, and making this odd 'gack!' noise every now and then. Trip to vet showed a tumour growing in his mouth, so while he was still a bit sleepy from the sedative given for the examination, I held him in my arms, told him what a great cat he was, patted him and loved him the best I could while Dr Bob helped him on his way. If any of you post the Rainbow Bridge thing, I won't be responsible for the tears. Had quite enough of them for now.
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sun 10 May 2009, 9:35, archived)
# aww so sorry
hugs shazzoir :(
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sun 10 May 2009, 9:44, archived)
# Thanks, Cakie
They leave such a huge hole when they go. You know you will always outlive them, but still, you know it's worth it.
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sun 10 May 2009, 9:47, archived)
# Pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 10 May 2009, 9:12, archived)
# Hahahaha
so would!

'ningles matey. What you doing here at this time on a Sunday? You wet the bed?

Strangely someone wrote just that on my khazi blackboard last night.

'ningles all. Sorry no rant today.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 10 May 2009, 9:13, archived)
# WHERE IS OUR GODDAMN RANT, YOU SLACKER

nings!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 10 May 2009, 9:15, archived)
# OK just for you.
Gamn guest left before check out and put their key under my fucking door which would have woken me uf if I hadn't been awake! I only get five quid as they did claim not their key deposit!
Bastard!
/END riverghost rant.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 10 May 2009, 9:18, archived)
# in english?
did they not pay their accommodation fee?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 10 May 2009, 9:19, archived)
# I'll type slowly and try not to use big words.
At hotels you hand in your key when you leave the building. In hostels you don't. As a result to protect against the cost of replacing the key if they are lost you charge a key deposit. Occasionally guests check out when the office is closed and just leave they key which means I get a fiver.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 10 May 2009, 9:26, archived)
# awesome ching ching!!
what does a fiver get you?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 10 May 2009, 9:32, archived)
# Half a blowjob.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 10 May 2009, 9:34, archived)
# Make sure you get the second half
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 10 May 2009, 9:44, archived)
# naaa
I don't really want someone's cock in my mouth:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 10 May 2009, 9:45, archived)
# Really?
*cancels bash attendance*
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 10 May 2009, 9:56, archived)
# aaaaw
seeing as you asked so nicely.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 10 May 2009, 10:11, archived)
# It's good money though
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 10 May 2009, 10:00, archived)
# Did you run after them?
Naked?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 10 May 2009, 9:24, archived)
# No
but I ran about naked regardless.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 10 May 2009, 9:27, archived)
# No point in wasting a good streaker opportunity.

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 10 May 2009, 9:49, archived)
# what time is breakfast?
when will it be ready?
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 10 May 2009, 9:18, archived)
# You don't get breakfast as nobody likes you.
We only tollerate you here as we get money from the Lottery Commission.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 10 May 2009, 9:19, archived)
# ahahahaha
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 10 May 2009, 9:20, archived)
# My croissant better not be spoiled with ham and mustard.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 10 May 2009, 9:21, archived)
# No
you have a freshly laid three coiler in there instead. Mmmm, nutty.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 10 May 2009, 9:32, archived)
# hahahaha
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 10 May 2009, 9:33, archived)
# trying to get some colouring in done before going out
and getting distracted by that
and now getting excited by this kotaku.com/5246991/sackboy-is-the-law Little Big Planet 2000AD characters!
Fingers crossed there's a Rogue trooper in the pack
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 10 May 2009, 9:21, archived)
# Well try and stay inside the lines or we won't buy you a new colouring book!
I've never played Little Big Planet. I've never really been a big games person. I've played the Elderscroll ones and actually bought the relivant games consoles to play them. I play WoW too and that it. Looks cool though. :)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 10 May 2009, 9:30, archived)
# pfthahah
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 10 May 2009, 9:14, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 10 May 2009, 9:27, archived)
# :D
That is a great film and i really should get round to seeing the dark knight at somepoint too.
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Sun 10 May 2009, 10:10, archived)
# this is splendid
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 10 May 2009, 10:28, archived)
# Nicely done
It looked so natural that it took me a moment :)
(I helped save b3ta! masakatsu best of all the burger meats, Sun 10 May 2009, 11:00, archived)