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# Misguided Romantic Novel Covers





Rather unbelievably, in a move that must have been inspired by one too many sweet sherries, Harlequin have just announced that decorating TV stars, designers of Matalan accessories and noted homosexuals, Colin and Justin will be starring as models on the covers of two of their latest romance novels.

Offhand, it'd be difficult to come up with less suitable candidates to get the female heart fluttering, but I know you'll manage somehow!
(Juvenal De Linquent, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:32, archived)
# hang on,.......
no it's gone.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 12 May 2009, 17:33, archived)
# I don't understand
You have your cock stuck up what?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:34, archived)
# Steven Hawking and Rolf Harris
and a horse.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:34, archived)
# Worst pr0n film ever
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:38, archived)
# Two little boys had two little toys.
Each had a wooden 'horse'.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:46, archived)
# whut?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:35, archived)
# its 2 pictures of typical men
with a phallic object in their hands

I think the one on the right is Prodge
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 12 May 2009, 17:36, archived)
# pfft!
He wishes! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:37, archived)
# Dixon loves Prodge!
Dixon loves Prodge!
Dixon loves Prodge!
Dixon loves Prodge!
Dixon loves Prodge!
Dixon loves Prodge!
Dixon loves Prodge!
Dixon loves Prodge!
Dixon loves Prodge!

nah ne nah nah!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 12 May 2009, 17:40, archived)
# Yes, head over heels
We get married in Vegas next month by a fat Elvis impersonator
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:41, archived)
# can I be a bridesmaid?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 12 May 2009, 17:43, archived)
# AND marry us? How the hell will that work?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:44, archived)
# Haha!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:46, archived)
# yo K Mart!
what in the fuck is happening my man!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 12 May 2009, 17:46, archived)
# Yo, G-Sav
'sup dawg?

'sall good here my man :)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:48, archived)
# *acts like bill and ted for a bit*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 12 May 2009, 17:49, archived)
# *air guitars*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:50, archived)
# AND marry us? How the hell will that work?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:50, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/9440653
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:52, archived)
# hahaha
I'll have to practise

BUT BY GOD I WON'T LET YOU DOWN!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 12 May 2009, 17:53, archived)
# \o/ hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:54, archived)
# hahahah
touché Monsieur Bawls!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 12 May 2009, 17:46, archived)
# Graham Norton and Alan Carr unavailable, then?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:35, archived)
# Oh dear it must be Tuesday :S
The one on the right, I did think it was for porridge at first glance
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:36, archived)
# COCK TUESDAY!

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:37, archived)
# This is outstanding.
No really, it's outstanding.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:36, archived)
# Bring on originalsteve...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:38, archived)