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# Is it true that b3ta is shutting down the /erotic section?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 15 May 2009, 3:38, archived)
# That's the most popular board, so no way will it close.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 15 May 2009, 3:42, archived)
# Wheeeeeeee!
Soon all the internet will only be about cookies and candy.
Also
"Pray'zin har lard gawd--geeezus, hayman!"
Of course.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 15 May 2009, 3:47, archived)
# Where's Mofaha? SRSLY.
I BROUGHT HIM ABISMUTH.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 15 May 2009, 4:04, archived)
# He's been GROUNDED.
DO YOUR HOMEWORK, MOFAHA.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 15 May 2009, 4:08, archived)
# I'm getting jealous of all you with these spectacular examples.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 15 May 2009, 4:09, archived)
# I HAVE A PYRITE FROM SPACE.

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 15 May 2009, 4:10, archived)
# Oooh!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 15 May 2009, 4:13, archived)
# Frankly I prefer to hit metals with hammers.
It is a method that more suits my nature. [/;-D
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 15 May 2009, 4:16, archived)
# I can get behind that.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 15 May 2009, 4:17, archived)
# I've tried casting, forming and the like.
Etching something you've hammered is
about as close as I like to that. Growing
them seems a little lame, but the results
are very pretty I must admit.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 15 May 2009, 4:26, archived)
# Collecting's as much as I've got to
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 15 May 2009, 4:31, archived)
# That one is a lies.
It looks like you DREW it or something LOL
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 15 May 2009, 4:59, archived)
# ABISMUTH
SRSLY
THAT IS SOME AWESOME METAL
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 15 May 2009, 4:58, archived)
# abismuth is the future
or the past, I tend to mix them up
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 15 May 2009, 5:11, archived)
# Kinda looks to me...
... Like a stairway to heaven...
(dirtymosher, Fri 15 May 2009, 7:54, archived)
# Gasp!
Where else will I gather a following for my my drag queen musical numbers!!?

*Sads*
(I helped save b3ta! Fitznicely into a thimble, Fri 15 May 2009, 4:01, archived)
# i've just been accused of trolling a forum because I told someone I disagree with an arrogantly expressed opinion
we seem to be a lot thicker skinned here...
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 15 May 2009, 4:30, archived)
# Are we? Seems like folks can get in a good tizzy here too.
Unpack some more details about your adventure.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 15 May 2009, 4:37, archived)
# essentially I'm on a 40k forum called bolter and chainsword and some mental girl doens't like anyone taking the piss.
the thread is here if you're interested. after this little fracas, which was of course just friendly banter to my mind, i got a really nasty PM from the girl threatening me with her boyfriend (who lives in america) and a mod telling me to play nice...
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 15 May 2009, 4:43, archived)
# someone takes (virtual) life a bit too seriously
my naughty meter barely even flickered
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Fri 15 May 2009, 4:48, archived)
# precisely, I thought I was being merely cheeky and and worse a bit sarcastic
not "Stop the bull:cuss trolling you two, just :cussing stop it. You both know full well that GW pushes the army the hardest and thus this army is the army new players see the first, and the most. If you don't understand why this effects sales then perhaps I overestimated your intelligence. Stop tryign to "read between the lines". I say exactly what I mean. I ama n entirelly unsubtle person. And no matter how much the more moronic people on this forum try and claim that I am a marine hater, they are, as always, wrong. The fact that I am not a rabid fan of Space Marines dodes not make me a hater, or if it does, then whoever believes that is trash and deserves to be put on my ignore list, you wouldn't dare say that :cuss to my face not if my boyfriend was there"
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 15 May 2009, 4:53, archived)
# then:
"You are the one that asked what part you ignored, and I gave you the answer to it. If you don't like my answer then don't ask the question next time. I don't expect you to give a damn what I think, but I DO expect you to respond intelligently to my posts instead of trolling to the point where I feel the need to report your posts to the mods. THAT is certainly not too much to ask considering that it's what the rules themselves require."


someone might need a nap...
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 15 May 2009, 4:54, archived)
# Kick her in the cunt
THIS IS WARHAMMER
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 15 May 2009, 4:49, archived)
# hahaha
I'm tempted to respond
"chillout, you'll live longer.

because if you keep being a silly bitch I'll come over and kick you in the cunt"
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 15 May 2009, 4:56, archived)
# Cunt her in the fuck
...a more appropriate b3ta threat.

Reading that thread was like reading a foreign language - presumably it's about some sort of game.

\old
(I helped save b3ta! Mod Edit, Fri 15 May 2009, 5:03, archived)
# yup thats about right
this one is much more comprehensible. but is equally bizzare

Tom O'Bedlam the racist
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 15 May 2009, 5:11, archived)
# DRAMA!
Had a hard time even decoding her appalling use of language and syntax.
Much less why she might take a fit(still not sure what her problem is/was).
GW always pushes more shit into the Marines! It's the core of the system
in their minds. Right back to First edition. All the others are crippled so
they can always win. Which is why I usually play anything else, because
it freaks the fan boys when you thump the shit out of their blue pets. [/;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 15 May 2009, 4:57, archived)
# i'm an ork and marines player myself,
orks for the fun of the game and marines to paint. I think GW make the marines so great just because they think they're awesome, they know we think they're awesome and most importantly for a big company, the sell the toys.

haha she's just sent me this message in response to me saying "sarcasm isn't trolling"

"Ignoring parts of a person's post to instead post an intentionally aggravating comment fits very closely with the definition of trolling."

good grief...
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 15 May 2009, 5:05, archived)
# Drop it like it's hot. She's a nutter.
Orks are my first choice. Second edition for them was cool.
Lots of different clans and stuff to build. I liked the 1st SOB
but the new versions are not as much fun. Too many male
character additions and rollbacks of what I thought were
good rules. The fat little boys will always go for the marines
as the marketing dept at GW knows well. Chaos is and has
been my main collection over the years for the painting.
Sold off almost all of it now to other younger players though.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 15 May 2009, 5:17, archived)
# I think once i've finished the army I'm painting at the moment I'll be moving onto Chaos next
i've got a good idea of what I want to do with a nurgle army, though that looks like it'll be the hardest bastard thing to paint
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 15 May 2009, 5:22, archived)
# HOW CAN YOU DO THIS TO YOURSELF TOM
 
YOU MIGHT AS WELL GO TALK TO SOME FURS OR STAR TREK FANCIERS
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 15 May 2009, 5:00, archived)
# did you call her fat?
 
because if she is into fantasy role-playing there is a very strong chance she is morbidly obese, and hideous to boot
hence her need to mention that she has a boyfriend and he is a real person and everything
WOBBLES
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 15 May 2009, 5:09, archived)
# oh snap!
if she starts again i'll get nasty. b3ta is like a really aggressive boxing coach for interents dramas.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 15 May 2009, 5:10, archived)
# HARDEN THE FUCK UP, INTERNET
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 15 May 2009, 6:01, archived)
# Kudos for your well thought out responses on that forum.
But you've posted it here because?
Don't get me wrong, it's a good read. I've got some threads from Evo that would make some laugh, cry and scream with [sexual] frustration.
Send some of these pleasant responses back to the eager young lass.
Oh & tell her the car idea sounds like shit. From me.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Fri 15 May 2009, 8:57, archived)