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# I am afraid you haz cancers :(
Emergency fluff to move the below pic down....

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 16 May 2009, 11:41, archived)
# *strokes*
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Sat 16 May 2009, 11:41, archived)
# Quick, someone act F.A.S.T.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 16 May 2009, 11:44, archived)
# Furry Animal Sex Troupe?
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sat 16 May 2009, 11:47, archived)
# F. Face! Has their face dropped?
A. Arms. Can they lift their arms?
S. Speech. Is their speech slurred?
T. TIME TO CALL A FUCKING AMBULANCE YOU CUNTS!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 16 May 2009, 11:48, archived)
# Pffft

(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 16 May 2009, 11:48, archived)
# Shit, I dropped my face!
Someone help me find it.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sat 16 May 2009, 11:49, archived)
# I shoved it in my pants.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 16 May 2009, 11:50, archived)
# Hum.
F. Face! Has their face dropped? Yes
A. Arms. Can they lift their arms? No
S. Speech. Is their speech slurred?
T. Then they've just been booted out of the pub for being pissed.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 16 May 2009, 11:50, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 16 May 2009, 11:53, archived)
#
F. Face! Has their face dropped? Yes
A. Arms. Can they lift their arms? No
S. Speech. Is their speech slurred?
T. Too fucking late, they're cabbaged.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 16 May 2009, 11:56, archived)
# Freaky Anal Sexy Tiem?
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Sat 16 May 2009, 11:50, archived)
# Whats the dognosis?

(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 16 May 2009, 11:43, archived)
# ruff
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Sat 16 May 2009, 11:44, archived)
# Not good,
aparrently he is having Heart Pupitations :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 16 May 2009, 11:44, archived)
# barking mad


(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 16 May 2009, 11:47, archived)
# haha yea, maybe he needs a CAT SCAN

:(
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Sat 16 May 2009, 11:50, archived)
# the menopaws
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Sat 16 May 2009, 11:51, archived)
# the lab needs to do further tests
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 16 May 2009, 11:51, archived)
#
you might have to wear a collar

for cancer? are you nuts?
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Sat 16 May 2009, 11:53, archived)
# That would make it worse
I have some tuna steaks to cook :)

Just going to find a recipe
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 16 May 2009, 11:43, archived)
# What would make what worse?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 16 May 2009, 11:45, archived)
# Been told you were going to die by a puppy
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 16 May 2009, 11:47, archived)
# Don't be silly.
I would much rather be told it by a puppy than a doctor.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 16 May 2009, 11:49, archived)
# he does look very concerned..
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Sat 16 May 2009, 11:51, archived)
# He looks like he is about to cry, which would make it worse
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 16 May 2009, 11:58, archived)
# oh noes! :(
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 16 May 2009, 11:53, archived)
# You should see the sexy nurses :D
Ning Sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 16 May 2009, 11:55, archived)
# ning :)
puppies!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 16 May 2009, 12:07, archived)
# You Could Ask DrMu for a second opinion ;)
(MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789, Sat 16 May 2009, 12:24, archived)