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[challenge entry] monday is washing day :)


it only goes up to 40, as i'm anticipating that most people would need a cake then

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(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:23, archived)
# I'd do her laundry!
woo.

EDIT: Interesting fact I discovered last night when busy not being alseep. Cartoon Head from Ideal is actually played by a Spanish mime.

EDIT EDIT: Is that Mailart Stamp font?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:26, archived)
# You just want to get your hands on her silky drawers.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:31, archived)
# Yes
And her cottony wardrobes.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:32, archived)
# it's not Deamau5 then?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 18 May 2009, 9:38, archived)
# Well it was on the BBC site, so I'm probably wrong:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:40, archived)
# It was James Foster in series 1
and David Sant in series 2 according to wikipedia
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 18 May 2009, 9:42, archived)
# According the BBC site David Sant is a Spanish mime.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:49, archived)
# Also - did anyone see the Pulling special on BBC3 last night?
Paul Kaye was fucking excellent
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 18 May 2009, 9:50, archived)
# Yeah I did.
My thoughts exactly. Thought the rest of the show was pretty crap though.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:53, archived)
# it was OK
I liked the guy who jumped out of the balloon, but Paul Kaye made me laugh the most - especially when he was just about to swim with dolphines but was fucked out of his head on mushrooms
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 18 May 2009, 9:57, archived)
# dont know which font you mean
but no, none of them are
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:05, archived)
# phwoar!
she can crank my handle!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 18 May 2009, 9:26, archived)
# I'd give her nonbiological!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:28, archived)
# she could wring excess water from my freshly washed clothes
err, I mean, I would very much like to have sex with her.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 18 May 2009, 9:35, archived)
# She could do my ironing any day of the week!
no, really, she can; I'm crap at ironing.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:41, archived)
# hahaha
I'd love to see your personal ad
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 18 May 2009, 9:43, archived)
# "Hi, my name is theoriginalsteve, I'm 28, I'm a bigamist, and I'm looking for that very special second lady"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:45, archived)
# "gsoh and self esteem not that important, or indeed required"
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 18 May 2009, 9:47, archived)
# not before marrage surely?!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:48, archived)
# no of course not
I shall set forth to ask her father's permission without delay!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 18 May 2009, 9:49, archived)
# Sicko
You have a thing for Mrs. Mangle!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:56, archived)
# phwoar!
www.perfectblend.net/features/comedy02.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 18 May 2009, 9:59, archived)
# hahahhaha!
in Firefox, she is going obscenely fast... there should be smoke coming off that thing :D

Edit: Cor, she can mangle me anytime she wants etc etc
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:26, archived)
# well you dont shift the lard by going slow you know
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:30, archived)
# She can shift my lard any day of the... oh I give up....
:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:53, archived)
# Phwoar
She can squeeze my drips anytime she wants
(I helped save b3ta! ilovemy5dollarhorse All things considered, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:29, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:34, archived)
# phwoar!
I'd tumble dry-her
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:35, archived)
# I wish
a woman would touch my cock. :(
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Mon 18 May 2009, 9:38, archived)
# disguise it like a Jimmy Choo
and hide naked in a shoe shop
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:42, archived)
# *hands over award for providing the statement containing the most despair I have heard in a long time*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 18 May 2009, 9:42, archived)
# Why, thank you sir!
(You made me LOL for real, then.)
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Mon 18 May 2009, 9:44, archived)
# laughter is the best medicine
when you can't get ladies to touch your cock.

in all serious though - have you tried washing it?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 18 May 2009, 9:46, archived)
# Washing it?!? EUURGH!
(A real lady touched my willy yesterday for real. And it wasn't one of the urses, this time.)
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Mon 18 May 2009, 9:48, archived)
# the urses?
do you mean bears?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 18 May 2009, 9:51, archived)
# Yes.
The bears touch me all of the time, and I think I'm starting to like it.
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Mon 18 May 2009, 9:53, archived)
# that's what rubbing it in porridge will do
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 18 May 2009, 9:56, archived)
# I thought thats what you meant by washing!
GOD!
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Mon 18 May 2009, 9:58, archived)
# shame on you all for your sexist droolings
so here's one for the laydeez :)

(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:06, archived)