There should be a system based around pi
and the volume of a spheroid
oh fuck I've turned into k3bAb!
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Barbarossa is not my real name,
Mon 18 May 2009, 14:35,
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"Your left tit is as big as two pies."
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zoldergoose,
Mon 18 May 2009, 14:36,
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You say the loveliest things
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Mon 18 May 2009, 14:39,
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"Blimey, love, you got a whole bakery in ya bra?"
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Mon 18 May 2009, 14:43,
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I dunno
but that's not a baguette in my pants
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Barbarossa is not my real name,
Mon 18 May 2009, 14:45,
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The smallest being "Apple Pie"
and the largest being steak and kidney
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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus,
Mon 18 May 2009, 14:40,
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but mine are as big as a piebald horse
does that fit into your schemata?
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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase,
Mon 18 May 2009, 15:02,
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