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# keep your bed constantly doused with water
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 18 May 2009, 18:23, archived)
# Put a moat around the bed
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 18 May 2009, 18:25, archived)
# put a fence around the moat
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 18 May 2009, 18:26, archived)
# KILL THE FIREMAN
PROBLEM: SOLVED
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 18 May 2009, 18:27, archived)
# with fire.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 18 May 2009, 18:29, archived)
# and claim for it
on expenses
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Mon 18 May 2009, 23:29, archived)
# hey does anyone here have any advice on beards?
I have a four week old one and i need to stop the whole "flavour saver" effect. I'm not interested in a chinstrap.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 18 May 2009, 18:26, archived)
# Shave your head, trim beard into goatee
It's traditional.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 18 May 2009, 18:29, archived)
# laminate it
that way you can just wipe it with a damp cloth for easy cleaning
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 18 May 2009, 18:29, archived)