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# the keyboard fills with a sticky substance
'what would you like to do?'
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 20 May 2009, 23:03, archived)
# > Google for PORN
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# Porn appears
The keyboard is full of a sticky substance
"what would you like to do?"
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 20 May 2009, 23:06, archived)
# Look in inventory
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# >You have
1) A Jizz Rag
2) 3 Jazz mags
3) Some pocket lint
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 20 May 2009, 23:10, archived)
# and the thing your aunt gave you
but you don't know what it is
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# YES
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Wed 20 May 2009, 23:16, archived)
# YOU may not know what it is but SHE does.
Oh yes. Oh my yes.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 20 May 2009, 23:16, archived)
# "inventory"
you have one pocket
1/2 a cheese sandwich
a small mouse
a key shaped like a fish
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 20 May 2009, 23:11, archived)