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# kriss kross'll make you jump
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:37, archived)
# Then 5ive'll make you get down, now?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:37, archived)
# no - they are too busy putting the city on lockdown
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 22 May 2009, 11:38, archived)
# I thought that was Blue?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:38, archived)
# Who are reforming... ehgads!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:39, archived)
# NO, really?!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:39, archived)
# For Crapital radio's Summertime Ball
www.capitalradio.co.uk/music-showbiz/summertime-ball/
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:40, archived)
# Fucking hell.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:40, archived)
# And I thought I worked for the shittest station.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:43, archived)
# I want to work on the radio.
Someone once told me I have the voice for a late night jazz show, which is one of the nicest things I've ever had said about me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:44, archived)
# Niiiiiice...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:46, archived)
# :D
........great.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:47, archived)
# Did you ever see 'Indie Club'?
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:49, archived)
# hahahaha.... I have now
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ClcwKgxu2wk
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:55, archived)
# I love Simon Day.
He did the funniest joke I've ever heard once. It was about beekeepers. I can't do it justice so I'll shut up now.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:58, archived)
# Forward me your CV and...
...no chance. I'm lowest of the low. And they try and keep chatter to a minimum on air. So people with no taste can hear ever more unbridled yet nondescript audio nonsense whilst they do their fucking ironing or whatever it is they do.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:48, archived)
# every time i hear a DJ say anything i harm myself

(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:50, archived)
# :D
I've got a couple of demo CDs knocking about that I never actually sent off to my local station. I think I had a realisation that they wouldn't reply.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:50, archived)
# late night jazz show eh, wink wink
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:23, archived)
# There's an A in jazz, you know.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:24, archived)
# Whats that then?
One of the now ubiquitous Hearts?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:46, archived)
# Far and away more magical than that.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:50, archived)
# IT'S YOU
you're the reason for all the bad noise
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:53, archived)
# FUCK YOU.
I have to listen to this shit all day.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:56, archived)
# you must be really angry all the time
god it must be like working in one of those shops where they have three corporate CDs of top 10 rubbish that they play on repeat all day
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:58, archived)
# I'm angry enough without the eight hour Richard Marx-athon.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:06, archived)
# Simply red 24?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:57, archived)
# Starring Keith Sunderland as Mick Hucknall.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:00, archived)
# They cannot be reformed
They are beyond redemption.
/homophone lols
(I helped save b3ta! Throat And Ice Pie I see dem tatties dere., Fri 22 May 2009, 11:54, archived)
# are they not the same thing?
they were only called 5ive to make them appear before A1 in the Yellow Pages under Boy Bands
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 22 May 2009, 11:39, archived)
# The OTHER 5ive are much better.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:40, archived)
# Five Alive?
Hi 5? (now there's some phwoor)
www.hi-5.com.au/

edit: arrgh - original Ozzie cast have been retired!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 22 May 2009, 12:03, archived)
# no, 5ive the post metal band.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:03, archived)
# C&C music factory will make you sweat
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:38, archived)
# CNC music factory will make you spacers.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:39, archived)
# Let the rhythm take control
and the music sooth you

or possibly the other way round
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:39, archived)
# After all, the rhythm is gonna get you
rhythm is gonna get you
rhythm is gonna get you tonight
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:40, archived)
# doc-doc-doc-doctor beat
won't you help me doctor beat
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:41, archived)
# i'm sorry it's terminal
now get out of my office
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:42, archived)