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# newsletter subjectline suggestions compopcomo
it's nearly time for lunchy
so write something punchy
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:35, archived)
# you have a 3-day weekend ahead. Don't read this shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 22 May 2009, 11:36, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:36, archived)
# kriss kross'll make you jump
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:37, archived)
# Then 5ive'll make you get down, now?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:37, archived)
# no - they are too busy putting the city on lockdown
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 22 May 2009, 11:38, archived)
# I thought that was Blue?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:38, archived)
# Who are reforming... ehgads!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:39, archived)
# NO, really?!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:39, archived)
# For Crapital radio's Summertime Ball
www.capitalradio.co.uk/music-showbiz/summertime-ball/
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:40, archived)
# Fucking hell.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:40, archived)
# And I thought I worked for the shittest station.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:43, archived)
# I want to work on the radio.
Someone once told me I have the voice for a late night jazz show, which is one of the nicest things I've ever had said about me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:44, archived)
# Niiiiiice...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:46, archived)
# :D
........great.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:47, archived)
# Did you ever see 'Indie Club'?
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:49, archived)
# hahahaha.... I have now
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ClcwKgxu2wk
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:55, archived)
# I love Simon Day.
He did the funniest joke I've ever heard once. It was about beekeepers. I can't do it justice so I'll shut up now.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:58, archived)
# Forward me your CV and...
...no chance. I'm lowest of the low. And they try and keep chatter to a minimum on air. So people with no taste can hear ever more unbridled yet nondescript audio nonsense whilst they do their fucking ironing or whatever it is they do.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:48, archived)
# every time i hear a DJ say anything i harm myself

(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:50, archived)
# :D
I've got a couple of demo CDs knocking about that I never actually sent off to my local station. I think I had a realisation that they wouldn't reply.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:50, archived)
# late night jazz show eh, wink wink
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:23, archived)
# There's an A in jazz, you know.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:24, archived)
# Whats that then?
One of the now ubiquitous Hearts?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:46, archived)
# Far and away more magical than that.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:50, archived)
# IT'S YOU
you're the reason for all the bad noise
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:53, archived)
# FUCK YOU.
I have to listen to this shit all day.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:56, archived)
# you must be really angry all the time
god it must be like working in one of those shops where they have three corporate CDs of top 10 rubbish that they play on repeat all day
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:58, archived)
# I'm angry enough without the eight hour Richard Marx-athon.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:06, archived)
# Simply red 24?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:57, archived)
# Starring Keith Sunderland as Mick Hucknall.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:00, archived)
# They cannot be reformed
They are beyond redemption.
/homophone lols
(I helped save b3ta! Throat And Ice Pie I see dem tatties dere., Fri 22 May 2009, 11:54, archived)
# are they not the same thing?
they were only called 5ive to make them appear before A1 in the Yellow Pages under Boy Bands
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 22 May 2009, 11:39, archived)
# The OTHER 5ive are much better.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:40, archived)
# Five Alive?
Hi 5? (now there's some phwoor)
www.hi-5.com.au/

edit: arrgh - original Ozzie cast have been retired!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 22 May 2009, 12:03, archived)
# no, 5ive the post metal band.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:03, archived)
# C&C music factory will make you sweat
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:38, archived)
# CNC music factory will make you spacers.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:39, archived)
# Let the rhythm take control
and the music sooth you

or possibly the other way round
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:39, archived)
# After all, the rhythm is gonna get you
rhythm is gonna get you
rhythm is gonna get you tonight
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:40, archived)
# doc-doc-doc-doctor beat
won't you help me doctor beat
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:41, archived)
# i'm sorry it's terminal
now get out of my office
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:42, archived)
# Giving Gordon Brown something to procrastinate with
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:37, archived)
# PROBABLY LATE DUE TO AN ACCOUNTING ERROR
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:37, archived)
# made out of letters, like everything these days
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:38, archived)
# Speak for yourself, granddad, I'm made out of binary and MMSs
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:39, archived)
# really? I am constucted from macromolecules, divers salts, and water.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:44, archived)
# *licks* you taste like Danish liquorice.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:45, archived)
# Indeed
I'm tempted to make recreate some Star Wars effects sequences in LettaVision™
(I helped save b3ta! custard, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:40, archived)
# Easier to read than trying to expense a floating Duck island.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:39, archived)
# they had an interview with a duck house artisan on the news yesterday
and they asked a question about the MP who bought a duck house, and he replied:

"I won't say anything, as I don't want to profit from other's misfortune...or stupidity"

:) what an excellent mix of polite and rude!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:43, archived)
# :D I saw that too.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:48, archived)
# Class response :)
Also: Evan Davies loses it - news.bbc.co.uk/today/hi/today/newsid_8062000/8062852.stm
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:49, archived)
# I like the transition from expensive duck houses to downrating the UK...
I know the two are not related - we are not in financial trouble due to excessive purchasing of housing for water fowl - but the topics seem symbolically close.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:53, archived)
# DON'T BE JEALOUS OF MY VERY, VERY LARGE HOUSE
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:40, archived)
#
HOUSE trampoline.
(BlackCat, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:44, archived)
# Cumming, not to, but all over your inbox.
/BukkakeMonthlyBlog
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:40, archived)
# Like a second home - so get a claim in for your broadband
(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:41, archived)
# Less than half contents suitable for human consumption
With the beaches and that, yeah?
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:42, archived)
# Like a hot cheese baguette, sticking out of your arse
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:42, archived)
# Kinky Sod!!

(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:43, archived)
# Ted Danson's favourite song - Danson in the moonlight
You make me feel like Danson
Danson in the street
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:42, archived)
# Dont forget Danson on the ceiling!

(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:44, archived)
# I'm in the mood for Danson
Romanson
Giving it all tonight
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:48, archived)
# You are the Danson queen
tall and that
only fifty-teen

(doo doo, doo doo, doo doo)

Danson queen
Feel the heat
Off the vaseline WHOA YEEEEAH

You can mince
You can chive
Having the fright of your liiiiife

OOOOOH

See him go
Watch that bean
Dogging with Danson queen
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:54, archived)
# #1 the week I was born.
I swear I'm cursed
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:56, archived)
# 'Jim Diamond - "I Should Have Known Better"'
I don't even know what that is.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:58, archived)
# Abba - Name of the game :(

(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:00, archived)
# Survivor
'Eye of the Tiger' Brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:10, archived)
# hahaha, oh my.
Just think, it could have been playing in the delivery room when you were trying to fight your way out
/Rocky-esque
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:11, archived)
# :D
I was born with tape around my knuckles, and a penchant for running up flights of stairs.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:18, archived)
# Elvis!
The Wonder of You.
Am I that old??
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:12, archived)
# Who the fuck is Jim Diamond, GeofflesFishHooray?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:13, archived)
# Oh dear - it's fairly woeful
He's a baldie with a warbly-balady thing going on
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:16, archived)
# Oh nooooooo
Well at least I've got the same birthday as Billy Idol.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:17, archived)
# Cool (Phwoar)
Patsy Cline and Pink for little 'ole Esme.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:22, archived)
# He is a bit!
Lucky, I like Patsy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:27, archived)
# Are we human?
Or a we Danson?
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 22 May 2009, 11:55, archived)
# John, I'm only Danson
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:00, archived)
# I don't feel like Danson
No sir, no Danson today
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:10, archived)
# Saving paper to prevent your expenses claim for 500 trees
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:42, archived)
# We've spared no expenses this week
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:44, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:45, archived)
# Wheres the pic?
DOOOOFUUUSSSS
(I helped save b3ta! Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:44, archived)
# phhhoooooeeeeeeee
(I helped save b3ta! Badgerfish falling out of the lurk, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:46, archived)
# Duck House, used once. £1500 o.n.o. Enquire within
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:45, archived)
# You stare into the newsletter, the newsletter stares back into you
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:45, archived)
# Charity appeal.....give a duck a home
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:45, archived)
# Coming to a recycling bin near you soon


(I helped save b3ta! Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:46, archived)
# Running round in circles in Heather Mills computer game
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:46, archived)
# Ah cannae seem te get in eh streht leiyne.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:49, archived)
# donate for my duckhouse fuckers
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:47, archived)
# English astornaut delays space program. Scientists seek Zero-G teapot solution.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 22 May 2009, 11:47, archived)
# This is why we stopped our space program!
Zero gravity tea brewing was far too complicated for 70s technology
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:50, archived)
# Missing Link Unveiled - No One Gives A Fuck
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:48, archived)
# Missing Link Unveiled - "My breakup with Peter"
(I helped save b3ta! Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:49, archived)
# Haha
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:51, archived)
# "Missing link" just lazy journalist term anyway claims pedant
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:33, archived)
# TEETH TEETH TEETH TEETH TEETH!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:48, archived)
# made with illicit taxpayer's money, old gurkha souls and esther rantzen's inflated sense of self-importance

(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:49, archived)
# *We are writing the subject line because Rob can't be arsed*
(I helped save b3ta! Gooch Is neither here nor there, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:49, archived)
# Hahaha
Can we have this one please Rob?
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 22 May 2009, 11:57, archived)
# More dead links...
...than a Madeleine McCann theory.
(I helped save b3ta! prince-igor si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:51, archived)
# Oooof.
*grins*
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 22 May 2009, 11:58, archived)
# Taking part in a Pi-some this weekend. A bit like a threesome, only it goes on forever.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:55, archived)
# All b3ta icons are funded by the taxpayer
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:57, archived)
# Claiming expenses for things you dirty faced taxpayers didn't even know existed till now!
Quack...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:57, archived)
# More popular than a t-shirt with wolves on
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 22 May 2009, 11:58, archived)
# ^ What she said...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:23, archived)
# Who wants a picture of P J Harvey's Cunt?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:00, archived)
# ascii art child porn special
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:02, archived)
# Dredging your moat
and making you pay for it!

or

You're all just jealous of our Duck Island.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:03, archived)
# Bought to you from the very very large B3ta Towers. It looks like Balmoral from the photos
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:08, archived)
# Pfft!
That interview was actually so hilariously horrendous, I am still convinced that it is a comedy sketch 30 years in the making,
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:11, archived)
# Interview?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:25, archived)
# Something to read whilst we wait for the first MP to commit suicide
(I helped save b3ta! Gooch Is neither here nor there, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:11, archived)
# TRAMPOLINE EXPENSES CLAIM INVESTIGATED INSIDE
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:13, archived)
# I went to my in-box and all I got was this load of shite!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:14, archived)
# Put it on expenses.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:16, archived)
# Misjudging Expenses cos we've had your mums...
(Code of Post lives at the moment in time that is..., Fri 22 May 2009, 12:22, archived)
# We declare today prawn (jalfrezi) Friday.
(I helped save b3ta! Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:23, archived)