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# BLOODY HELL
I've just walked down to the shops to get some ciggies. I've seen:

3 dog poos
1 half naked chav arguing with the outside of a seemingly locked door
1 very ugly lady in a convertible.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:01, archived)
# where do you live?
*stalks*
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:05, archived)
# I don't live here, but I work in Tring, herts.
They think they're posh, but really they're filthy and rude, they've got a reputation for it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:07, archived)
# ah, the rural chav..
in some ways a more insane breed than their urban cousins.
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:09, archived)
# Dirty, dirty town, this.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:09, archived)
# And yet it sounds so pleasant on the tongue
TRING!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:14, archived)
# Not as good as Marsh Gibbon. That's my favourite local town name.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:14, archived)
# 6 MILE BOTTOM
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:18, archived)
# Shitterton wins for the sheer bloody-mindedness of not changing it...
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:20, archived)
# hahahaha
I used to leave near Clapham Common, a popular gay haunt, there was an area on the common called Cock Pond.

EDIT: tiny.cc/1yobC
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:22, archived)
# Hahaha!
Wonderful stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:23, archived)
# Marsh Gibbon v Leighton Buzzard
Bucks / Beds titantic showdown.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:19, archived)
# BUCKS!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:23, archived)
# I have lived in Bucks and not Beds.
BUCKS WIN.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:39, archived)
# this isnt a localised problem
britains got....... all of the above
(I helped save b3ta! Badgerfish falling out of the lurk, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:23, archived)
# I'm willing to forgive all that as they have the Walther Roschild Museum...
...but then again, I'm not there everyday :S
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:18, archived)
# It could have been worse
It could have been

3 chav poos
1 half naked lady arguing with the outside of a seemingly locked convertible
1 very ugly dog in a door.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:12, archived)
# All true.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:13, archived)
# teh horror!!1
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:14, archived)
# & a chav partridge in a Burberry pear tree?
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:15, archived)