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# :D

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Fri 22 May 2009, 13:55, archived)
# o_O
She loves having her flaps licked...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 22 May 2009, 13:56, archived)
# Nah, she's self-adhesive
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:08, archived)
# You've just torpedoed my double-entendre :(
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:10, archived)
# Just gave it another dimension
Or not.

Sorry.

I'll go now

*cries*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:11, archived)
# Nooooo!
*hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:13, archived)
# Oooh, hugging!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:19, archived)
# and a little sexy dance, too
*does a little sexy dance*

*notes failure to impress*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:21, archived)
# No no, I was impressed
Just ..... mesmerised .....
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:22, archived)
# yeah, the stomach moves independently of everything else - I know....
:(
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:25, archived)
# Tut tut, bad JPG!
*cuddles*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:29, archived)
# noon Trelly you, sexy lump of Norwegian Herring!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 22 May 2009, 14:14, archived)
# Better than Swedish...
Yum.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:16, archived)
# Ah, surstromming (I've got no umlauts)
Swedes and Icelandics = mentals.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:17, archived)
# Surströmming
you not got a copy and paste?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 22 May 2009, 14:17, archived)
# I used to know all the alt codes
but I don't anymore
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:18, archived)
# which explains why the dish is often eaten outdoors
haha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 22 May 2009, 14:19, archived)
# gígglës
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 22 May 2009, 14:20, archived)
# I don't get it :(
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:25, archived)
#
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Surstr%C3%B6mming
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 22 May 2009, 14:28, archived)
# charmap is your friend
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 22 May 2009, 14:19, archived)
# No he's not
he's a git, and a smug foreign one at that.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:24, archived)
# More I haven't got the shits necessary to give.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:22, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 22 May 2009, 14:29, archived)
# Er, yes, hello
And thanks. I think.
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:19, archived)
# DO NOT QUESTION FREEBS
NOR SEEK REASON IN HIS WISE WORDS
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:21, archived)
# it's the best compliment on offer here
at Freebs Complimentary 6mins 30 seconds....
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 22 May 2009, 14:21, archived)
# What about Freebs Complimentary Half Hour down the road?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:23, archived)
# no - stay
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:19, archived)
# Oh ok then :D
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:20, archived)
# *dances around you like a loon*
la lala lalaaaaa
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:21, archived)
# *sellotapes aardvarks to the floor*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 22 May 2009, 14:22, archived)
# *watches*
I don't think they like that very much
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:25, archived)
# They are ambitious little critters, though

(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:27, archived)
# HA HA HA HA
that really tickled me pink! ... much more than was probably necessary :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:29, archived)
# spang!!!
and spang again
(I helped save b3ta! harribobs invented christmas on, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:34, archived)
# dive, dive, dive!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 22 May 2009, 14:13, archived)
# noon freebs ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:14, archived)
# WOO! this.
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Fri 22 May 2009, 13:56, archived)
# hahahahah!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 22 May 2009, 13:57, archived)
# Compo it
It's Letter art!
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 22 May 2009, 13:58, archived)
# Is she gusseted?
Phwoooaarr
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Fri 22 May 2009, 13:58, archived)
# You should compo this!
(I helped save b3ta! Gooch Is neither here nor there, Fri 22 May 2009, 13:59, archived)
# BLOODY HELL
I've just walked down to the shops to get some ciggies. I've seen:

3 dog poos
1 half naked chav arguing with the outside of a seemingly locked door
1 very ugly lady in a convertible.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:01, archived)
# where do you live?
*stalks*
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:05, archived)
# I don't live here, but I work in Tring, herts.
They think they're posh, but really they're filthy and rude, they've got a reputation for it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:07, archived)
# ah, the rural chav..
in some ways a more insane breed than their urban cousins.
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:09, archived)
# Dirty, dirty town, this.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:09, archived)
# And yet it sounds so pleasant on the tongue
TRING!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:14, archived)
# Not as good as Marsh Gibbon. That's my favourite local town name.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:14, archived)
# 6 MILE BOTTOM
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:18, archived)
# Shitterton wins for the sheer bloody-mindedness of not changing it...
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:20, archived)
# hahahaha
I used to leave near Clapham Common, a popular gay haunt, there was an area on the common called Cock Pond.

EDIT: tiny.cc/1yobC
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:22, archived)
# Hahaha!
Wonderful stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:23, archived)
# Marsh Gibbon v Leighton Buzzard
Bucks / Beds titantic showdown.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:19, archived)
# BUCKS!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:23, archived)
# I have lived in Bucks and not Beds.
BUCKS WIN.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:39, archived)
# this isnt a localised problem
britains got....... all of the above
(I helped save b3ta! Badgerfish falling out of the lurk, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:23, archived)
# I'm willing to forgive all that as they have the Walther Roschild Museum...
...but then again, I'm not there everyday :S
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:18, archived)
# It could have been worse
It could have been

3 chav poos
1 half naked lady arguing with the outside of a seemingly locked convertible
1 very ugly dog in a door.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:12, archived)
# All true.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:13, archived)
# teh horror!!1
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:14, archived)
# & a chav partridge in a Burberry pear tree?
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:15, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:02, archived)
# He'll fold eventually
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:03, archived)
# oooff
(I helped save b3ta! Gooch Is neither here nor there, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:08, archived)
# haha
hot stationery action

can she take an A3 though?

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 22 May 2009, 14:05, archived)
# I've seen her take two A2s at once
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:11, archived)
# phwoar!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 22 May 2009, 14:12, archived)
# She never quite closed the same way again afterwards
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:20, archived)
# she once accommodated an application form
and a self addressed envelope without even wincing
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:22, archived)
# It was what she did with the free pen that made my eyes water
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:24, archived)
# you're clearly a delicate flower
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:31, archived)
# *smirks*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:33, archived)
# THAT'S MORE LIKE IT!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:12, archived)
# Can she take his throbbing pens, though?
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:13, archived)
# Well, if she must post'er details on the internet...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:14, archived)
# We should stamp down on this
to be frank
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:19, archived)
# LICK HER LIPS YOU KNOW YOU LOVE IT
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:09, archived)
# Brilliant :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:13, archived)
# The fucking slut
I bet she loves a bit of foolscap
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:16, archived)
# ARG - you bastard
I've just given my knob a paper cut trying to recreate this!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:20, archived)
# Gah, I winced!
And I don't even have one to wince in sympathy for!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:21, archived)
# will they run off and e(nve)lope together?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:21, archived)
# YOU!
You bashing?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:25, archived)