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# Fortnums
*hatches a cunning plan*
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# Somewhere where it doesn't come in solid gold would be good.
If only I could shop at Fortnum's daily. I'd be fat as a little piggy.
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# ahhhh.... not as much of a problem as you think.
*has access to staff discount*
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# When I grow up I want to have connections in high places.
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# haven't you got any sockets in your loft?
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# I haven't got a loft.
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# Good, they are pointless
You only use them to store crap that you don't need
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# I need one
I have no storage space.
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# like the cold water tank
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# That's in Caroline's loft, I believe.
Or it's over Napoleon's.
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# *pssst*
also this: www.fortnumandmason.com/Product/Pomaceito-Chutney,4132,322.aspx
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# OOOOH that looks lovely.
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# It really is....
nom nom nom
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# I do love a bit of cheese and chutney.
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# CHUTNEY RECOMMENDATION THREAD
www.baxters.com/products/apple-cider-fig.html
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# *notes down*
my drummer makes amazing pear, apple and chilli chutney.
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# But not as lovely as...

THIS
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# The best chutney is made from chinchillas
It adds 5000% your RDA of cute to any meal you have prepared
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# hahaha!
You loon!
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#
chinchillanation.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/tubby-red-hat.jpg
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# Awwwwwwww!
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# My brother had the best chinchilla ever
It used to sleep on his lap and bark at him when he tried to move it.
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# *bleugh*
All that sediment leeching into your tap water, lovely.
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# Only if you have a crap plumbing do you need a cold water tank
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# It's where all the boxes for the 'kit' goes.
Wouldn't be able to move in the flat otherwise.
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# Right, intrigued. Tell. Now.
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# No, pickle... *admonishes* ;-)
I meant 'kit' like pooters, TV, hi-fi and the like, and the larger kitchen bits & bobs.
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# Ohhhh I seeeeeee
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# Lies
You have a 1982 Pontiac Trans Am in your loft
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# You got me.
I race it around the loft pretending I'm in the Rockford Files most weekends.
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# Why don't I get to come along?
I've never been in a car with you.
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# I don't drive anymore.
You're not missing much - apart from being scared to death, that is.

How about two-seater bumper cars?
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# That'll do me!
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# *arranges day out for the Cap*
:D
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# Eeeee!
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# What kind of a driver are you, if it involves being scared to death?
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# The passengers tend to be, rather than me.
Anyhow, one too many crashes to take up that pastime again. And it's stupidly expensive to run a car in London.
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# To fair, you don't really need a car to drive about in London
I am damn good driver, so if you are in the car with me you are in safe hands
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# That's why I'm not in London
Plus the fact that I don't live there, have a job there etc.
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# Can you only press the boost button once per week though?
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# I don't recall Jim Rockford having a boost button...
It's been a while since i've seen it, though.
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# I was thinking Knightrider for some reason :S
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# Ahhh... I see.
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# I wish James Garner was my grandad
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# Is it so cunning that if it had a tail it would be a weasel?
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# Most serpently...
;-)
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# Blackadder the third came from my DVD rental place last week,
It gave me joy whilst I was convalescing
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# It's a marvellous pick-me-up, indeed!
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