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# You mofos need some cuteness up here

I was bored. Panda was cute.
(I helped save b3ta! Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 7:29, archived)
# Heh!
Panda am cute but we wanna look at the horse, love.
(Phantasmagoria might do that and never come back, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 7:36, archived)
# WEEEEEEEEE!
Work it Panda!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 7:53, archived)
# I recognise that panda :)


Go pandas!
(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 8:00, archived)
# Oooh.. that horsey is better
(I helped save b3ta! Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 8:01, archived)
# Rocket Panda!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 8:21, archived)
# Hmm..
Chinese Panda, US Navy....he's gotta be Special Ops
(I helped save b3ta! Evil_Ted is collecting wooden giblets, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 9:04, archived)
# WEEEEEEHHHHHH.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 8:09, archived)
# Silly panda.
That is not how babbies is made. Find lady panda. Before it's too late for you lazy fat pied bastards.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 1 Jun 2009, 8:13, archived)
# Yays
'ningles all.

You know, I think jamnog reminds me of a puppy. Even after he's left I keep finding little 'treats' he's left me round the place. The chalk writing in my toilet wall saying 'jamnog' and his half used G&T lemons in a saucepan in my crockery cupboard.

EDIT: yays! FIrst day of Summer. Pinch, punch, first day of the month (no returns)
*is wearing his anti punch and kick for being so quick bat belt*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 8:28, archived)
# pfft
he certainly left an impression on you

I will not be able to look at his squirrels again without imagining him comatose on some bark chips

so where is the full collection of pics then, including the sexeh ones?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 8:37, archived)
# hahaha, yeah.
Althought everyone found it funny once they'd got a couple of pints down them, he did make a number of people feel uncomfortable beforehand. As a hostel manager that is a pretty big issue. It also reflects extremely poorly on my business to have a passed out drunk lying in my front doorway.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 8:49, archived)
# really?
I'd have thought at least an extra half-a-star for that!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 8:55, archived)
# here he is at home
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ikH9ZRcF2Q

www.youtube.com/watch?v=StVLVXUZuV0
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 8:57, archived)
# hahaha. Wrong sort of hostel. :P
I've still got to pop across the road to RUssel the flower stall owner and appologise on his behalf.
That's the trouble. This is the street I live and work in, I know everyone.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 8:58, archived)
# he upset that many people?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 9:05, archived)
# Fortunately mostly confined to people in the hostel
but up to and including people working on the roads and stall owners.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 9:07, archived)
# Hahaha!
"sorry he hid a poop in ur flowers"
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 9:08, archived)
# I'm not sure.
I know he bought some thing.

Thanks to Dixon and my blackboard he now has a symbol like The Saint.

(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 9:09, archived)
# He managed not to die then?
Soemone, possibly yourself, told me he'd been drinking for 17 hours?

Despite ecverything that is fucking hardcore
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 8:38, archived)
# especially when drinking from a pickled onion jar
actually, not so much hardcore as quite possibly an extreme cry for help
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 8:40, archived)
# Yeah...
see just the thought of that made me boke more than anything
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 8:43, archived)
# Furries need help, man.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 8:45, archived)
# especially when drinking from a pickled onion jar
when outside an italian restaurant eating a bacon sarnie at 8am:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 8:46, archived)
# was that Saturday or Sunday?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 8:46, archived)
# Saturday:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 8:51, archived)
# haha fuck
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 8:54, archived)
# I was pretty impressed at his dedication
unfortunately chemistry wasn't on his side. One should never waggle a buttock in the wise nosed face of SCIENCE.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 8:56, archived)
# Great, another thing I can't waggle butts at.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 9:05, archived)
# Damnit!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 8:39, archived)
# Janet!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 8:52, archived)
# I love you
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 8:53, archived)
# The road was long but i ran it, Janet
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 9:01, archived)
# I always forget to pinch and bloody punch.
YOU UTTER CAD.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 9:04, archived)
# nings Ghostie!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 8:54, archived)
# *waggles helloey hand*
I don't think you were on at the weekend. THere were shannanigans I tell ye. shannanigans!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 9:01, archived)
# Couldn't make it, unfortunately..... :(
there appears to be a lot of talk about one particular b3tan getting more than a little tipsy early on.....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 9:06, archived)
#
what gives you that idea?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 9:09, archived)
# hahahahahhahahahahahha! oh dear......
no one's going to let him forget taht one anytime soon....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 9:12, archived)
# Spaz back
He was a bandwagon on Sat/Sun.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 9:13, archived)
# oh good lordy.........
O_o
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 9:20, archived)
# *shuns*
very disappointed you weren't there
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 9:15, archived)
# I'll do better next year, promise!
unless.... I, or someone else sticks, say, the St Albans Beer festival, or something like that on the calendar (in september, I believe).... Hmmmmmmmm.

(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 9:18, archived)
# A whole festival of beer...
I think you should stick it in the calender
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 9:20, archived)
# was there some sort of shindig on this weekend just gone?
how did it go?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 9:10, archived)
# We all sat down of a cuppa and compared needle point patterns.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 9:16, archived)
# sounds riotous
needle point patters genitalia

I can't find photos of all you sexy people having fun - have they not made it onto Flikr New Scotland Yard's Website yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 9:21, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0REl8pTBI9s

there ya go
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 9:43, archived)
# Nings you lovelies!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 8:37, archived)
# good ninglings JS
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 8:38, archived)
# *lovelies*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 8:52, archived)
# Cheers fella!
Just like to say another triumph!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 8:53, archived)
# Got
21 sign ups already for next year.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 9:14, archived)
# nings Josephene!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 8:54, archived)
# Hahahhaha!
'ninlges to you all, this hot baking morn'!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 8:46, archived)
# It's been a scorcher this weekend!
many of my white bits are now brown bits
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 8:48, archived)
# haha! I've a good mind to run a network cable out of the office and sit in the park area....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 8:55, archived)
# insist that it become company policy in order to boost morale and productivity
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 9:05, archived)
# that sounds like a plan
if only I could stop them boiling tar up...
(I helped save b3ta! Donutposse www.myspace.com/donutposse, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 9:06, archived)
# uh ts uh ts uh ts
tecno techno techno techno!

(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 9:05, archived)
# hahahahahha! marvelous!
nings prof!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 9:07, archived)
# good ningles Steven
how are you? do you have a smashing blouse one today?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 9:14, archived)
# I am bear-chested today, showing off my manly moobs and thick and wavey chest hair.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 9:21, archived)
# ooooOOOooohhhh
all the lucky people of [where you are]

I'm not wearing a tie today!

/racey
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 9:25, archived)
# I'M STILL IN MY PYJAMAS!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 9:32, archived)