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# In Viking my name means Man Who Has Bested Excel
and I am revered in many Epic poems for my mastery of the VLOOKUP() function. My hair has the tensile strength of lino
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:18, archived)
# You sound intoxicating
Like a sexy future camel in a bejewelled calculator snood.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:20, archived)
# I have a rare disease
which means my breath constantly smells faintly of rice pudding. I was once put into the tower of Lodnod for starting a fire in a royal.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:23, archived)
# if I'm allowed to germinate
I will, otherwise I won't. Those are the rules I live by.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:28, archived)
# You intrigue me, sir...
Why didn't you bash this time, then. Hmm? Hmm?
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:30, archived)
# You are a wildcard.
YOU JUST DON'T CARE.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:31, archived)