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# Tiddley dee tiddley doo...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:45, archived)
# *trips*
(I helped save b3ta! Donutposse www.myspace.com/donutposse, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:46, archived)
# *halucinates*
(I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:53, archived)
# *spirit journeys*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:04, archived)
# *tries to fly by leaping from tall building*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:07, archived)
# you should take off from the ground first
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:09, archived)
# hehehe...
"The art of throwing your self at the ground and missing...."
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:11, archived)
# This.
Much nicer than the way that rough man Bill Hicks put it; "Good! We lost another moron!"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:21, archived)
# *busts*
Ha ha!

I was a narc all along!
(I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:25, archived)
# That walkway reminds me of Birdseye Potato Waffles.
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:48, archived)
# I understand they are
waffley versatile. Can you verify this?
(I helped save b3ta! Donutposse www.myspace.com/donutposse, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:49, archived)
# Haha
That's some childhood memories right there
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:50, archived)
# being abused with them
Oh those were the days
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:57, archived)
# hahah
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:59, archived)
# The painful memories that music brings backs :(
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:01, archived)
# the sensation of something frozen and square
being forced into your rectum...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:05, archived)
# You should never go to Gary Glitter's house for waffles
He always bloody burns them
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:06, archived)
# Im not sure how versatile a waffle can be
You can cook and eat it, that's about it
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:57, archived)
# This is true
However, you can eat them with many different things I suppose.
(I helped save b3ta! Donutposse www.myspace.com/donutposse, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:59, archived)
# You can not eat them
Then they can go mouldy, unless they are in the freezer, in which case they can either dry out into a husk or stay semi-edible.

Anyway, the whole concept of potato waffles summarises just how versatile pressed floor sweepings can be...
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:00, archived)
# They were definately versatile..
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-FTuNPq6XFw

I can picture the two headed fella playing the banjo on the fp doing the song.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:03, archived)
# arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, no uncle john, not the potato waffle, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:06, archived)
# Your flashbacks have scarred me for life too....

(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:08, archived)
# Charlie in the treeline, they have waffles!!!!, INCOMING!
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:13, archived)
# What
I thought I remembered this advert, but I'm sure that a) I don't remember any adverts from the 80s and b) the one I remember is a lot longer. Same "they're waffly versatile" catchphrase tho.

Anyone?
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:20, archived)
# eggs in, eggs on, gamm-on, steak, chops
grill em bake em fry em eat em
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:47, archived)
# haha! you can grill them, bake tham AND fry them...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:23, archived)
# hehe this
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:49, archived)
# HENRY CAUSES PLANES TO DISAPPEAR
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:48, archived)
# I'm more worried about the motherfucking snakes
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:51, archived)
# I thought there was only motherfucking frogs?

(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:54, archived)
# Ha! You're terrible Muriel
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:56, archived)
# aahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:55, archived)
# Good to see he manages to get away from it all
from time to time.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:52, archived)
# HELLO!
Thank you for being so lovely to my terrified self on Saturday. You are a winnar.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:57, archived)
# aw...
how could I not be? - you are very lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:58, archived)
# *blushes*
Yes, I bloody well am.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:02, archived)
# I agree with this
Even if she wouldn't let me buy her a drink *grumps* :)
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:05, archived)
# I'm sorry.
Next time I'll let you buy me two :)
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:16, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:26, archived)
# I'm a hideous monster which shouldn't be allowed out in public during the day
also I'm shorter than I look from a distance and if you draw a line down the middle of me as much as 60% might be on either side of the line.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:11, archived)
# In public I emit an inaduable whine which can curdle milk
and has been known to cause spontaneous orgasmings. I have a rose named after me... I was named first and then some years later someone else named a rose. The events are not connected.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:14, archived)
# Orgasms for you or others?
If it is in others, I'm pretty sure you could make some money out of it...
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:15, archived)
# other people
but sometimes it also causes bum aneurysms
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:19, archived)
# In Viking my name means Man Who Has Bested Excel
and I am revered in many Epic poems for my mastery of the VLOOKUP() function. My hair has the tensile strength of lino
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:18, archived)
# You sound intoxicating
Like a sexy future camel in a bejewelled calculator snood.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:20, archived)
# I have a rare disease
which means my breath constantly smells faintly of rice pudding. I was once put into the tower of Lodnod for starting a fire in a royal.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:23, archived)
# if I'm allowed to germinate
I will, otherwise I won't. Those are the rules I live by.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:28, archived)
# You intrigue me, sir...
Why didn't you bash this time, then. Hmm? Hmm?
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:30, archived)
# You are a wildcard.
YOU JUST DON'T CARE.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:31, archived)
# I demand hugs from you when ever we meet :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:00, archived)
# But of course,
That goes without saying :)
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:05, archived)
# good :D
*hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:06, archived)
# woo
Looks like he's off to buy some Stella!
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