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# Well, let's see. First the earth cooled. And then the dinosaurs came, but they got too big and fat, so they all died and they turned into oil.
And then the Arabs came and they bought Mercedes Benzes. And Prince Charles started wearing all of Lady Di's clothes. I couldn't believe it.
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:18, archived)
# Now do it in French!
*just watched the french version earlier*

"Me problem de boisson."
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:21, archived)
# I'd heard a whisper to that effect but put it all down as scandalous rumour
I mean things turning to oil? madness!
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:25, archived)
# Oil was put there by god to show the atmosphere who's boss.
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:28, archived)
# Our whole universe was in a hot, dense state
Then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait...
The Earth began to cool,
The autotrophs began to drool,
Neanderthals developed tools,
We built a wall (we built the pyramids),
Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries,
That all started with the big bang!

"Since the dawn of man" is really not that long,
As every galaxy was formed in less time than it takes to sing this song.
A fraction of a second and the elements were made.
The bipeds stood up straight,
The dinosaurs all met their fate,
They tried to leap but they were late
And they all died (they froze their asses off)
The oceans and pangea
See ya, wouldn't wanna be ya
Set in motion by the same big bang!

It all started with the big BANG!

It's expanding ever outward but one day
It will cause the stars to go the other way,
Collapsing ever inward, we won't be here, it wont be hurt
Our best and brightest figure that it'll make an even bigger bang!

Australopithecus would really have been sick of us
Debating out while here they're catching deer (we're catching viruses)
Religion or astronomy, Encarta, Deuteronomy
It all started with the big bang!

Music and mythology, Einstein and astrology
It all started with the big bang!
It all started with the big BANG!
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:28, archived)
# My other half fookin loves this song
but can't remember the lyrics so only sings along with "we built the pyramids" and "BANG"

He's a special boy :O)
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:30, archived)
# I also love this song,
and I actually really rather like the show too.

I can make it through the first verse, but then the only words I can get are It all started with the big bang too, and also australopithicus. But that is just because it is such an ace word :D
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:33, archived)
# I am a very sad panda since I learned the Barenaked Ladies broke up
especially as I passed up the chance to see them in Hammersmith the last time they were over here.

EDIT: Sorry, since Steve left. They've not broken up. Still won't be the same
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:35, archived)