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# Iffy rhyme alert

Also, can we stop all the shifthatred? It's just an internet,
and it's really discouraging.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:09, archived)
# *boss drums*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:10, archived)
# *is serious as cancer*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:13, archived)
# :)

In answer to your below question, will you chaps still be there at 7?
I should be able to get there by then.

Edit: scratch that, just got your gaz. Cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:14, archived)
# Indeedy doody Daddy
Sent you a pm too.

It's not like we're going to show up at 6, have a quick beer in silence and go "right see ya then".

I fully expect potificating, political comment, and the word "cunt" to crop up regularly over the course of several pints.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:16, archived)
# hehehe....
Excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:19, archived)
# who can keep the average dancer hyper as a heart attack
or
rhythm is a dancer?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:14, archived)
#
she learned all the words and she works it baby
dangerously catchy and she feels it in her cervix lately
cuz the rhythm is a cancer
she`s on a secret diet
a private viewing disease-free tv pilot
she saw the future in a group study
they threw money in her pants
and shouted "dance monkey, dance you goddamn monkey"
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:15, archived)
# And I'm as serious as ...
Er ... dancer?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:16, archived)
# Dancing: serious business!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:20, archived)
# How does a corset make a woman look LESS curvy?
*mystified*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:10, archived)
# she's doing it wrong?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:12, archived)
# I don't know, maybe you can ask that really ugly corset wearing man.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:14, archived)
# ^This

(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:16, archived)
# Hatred?
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:10, archived)
# Well, spite certainly.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:11, archived)
# This is b3ta...
Board banter exists.
Like /talk invasions....all banter.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:11, archived)
# This is Bantaaaaaaaaaaaaaa?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:11, archived)
# Don't. You'll only get Ninj doing a 'This is Bantha' post.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:17, archived)
# Hahahha, I was waiting for that, actually
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:19, archived)
# Like /qotw lies
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:17, archived)
# As sure as eggs is eggs
the /qotw is all lies
and talkboarders all look like paedophiles.

Ahhh, it even rhymes.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:19, archived)
# Was there anal raping?
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:11, archived)
# I DON'T HATE SHIFT
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:11, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:11, archived)
# SEE? IT'S BRILL
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:12, archived)
# you're more of a Prt Scr man eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:12, archived)
# NO, SHIFT.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:12, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:13, archived)
# How did you manage that apostrophe?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:15, archived)
# I HAVE A GERMAN KEYBOARD THE APOSTROPHE IS ON THE HASH KEY ON MINE
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:16, archived)
# Yeah.
Non-English keyboards represent!
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:17, archived)
# what sort you got?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:20, archived)
# Bi-lingual English and Korean (despite the fact I only attempted learning korean briefly about 4 years ago)
All the keys are bollocksed up though @ and ' in the wrong place etc, I use the normal standard UK layout on it but still end up having no backslash.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:24, archived)
# HURRAY FOR SUPER HASH
And cunning German keyboard logistics
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:17, archived)
# üöäß
that's right. that's how cool my keyboard is.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:19, archived)
# hah
go on type something else that's not the same!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:21, archived)
# whät ön eärth do yöü meän?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:23, archived)
# Racist.

(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:19, archived)
# Damn right
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:17, archived)
# oooh
shut yo mouth.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:19, archived)
# ..

CFB
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:20, archived)
# Arf!
nice one, Archie.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:22, archived)
# yay
Windows key + U FTW
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:23, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:22, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:22, archived)
# pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:22, archived)
# what have I missed?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:12, archived)
# Tree rape for starters.
Don't ask.
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:13, archived)
# Rapey the tree FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:14, archived)
# *falls off chair laughing*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:16, archived)
# Everything on the popular page just got FPed, except for mine :(
Apart from that, probably lots of other stuff happened
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:14, archived)
# It's because your a black ginger....
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:15, archived)
# it did as well!
I think the mods are hating me again, I thought getting run over 4 times might have impressed them, but apparently not.
*considers pulling own arms off*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:22, archived)
# who knows
it's a fucking superb animation though, and really should have been insta-FPd. I don't understand.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:32, archived)
# ooh, so it did. how odd, i thought i was being ignored again myself...
*pats*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:27, archived)
# well...
someone writes something apparently horrible, someone gets upset and strives for utopia.

and the world turns.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:15, archived)
# Well, let's see. First the earth cooled. And then the dinosaurs came, but they got too big and fat, so they all died and they turned into oil.
And then the Arabs came and they bought Mercedes Benzes. And Prince Charles started wearing all of Lady Di's clothes. I couldn't believe it.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:18, archived)
# Now do it in French!
*just watched the french version earlier*

"Me problem de boisson."
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:21, archived)
# I'd heard a whisper to that effect but put it all down as scandalous rumour
I mean things turning to oil? madness!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:25, archived)
# Oil was put there by god to show the atmosphere who's boss.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:28, archived)
# Our whole universe was in a hot, dense state
Then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait...
The Earth began to cool,
The autotrophs began to drool,
Neanderthals developed tools,
We built a wall (we built the pyramids),
Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries,
That all started with the big bang!

"Since the dawn of man" is really not that long,
As every galaxy was formed in less time than it takes to sing this song.
A fraction of a second and the elements were made.
The bipeds stood up straight,
The dinosaurs all met their fate,
They tried to leap but they were late
And they all died (they froze their asses off)
The oceans and pangea
See ya, wouldn't wanna be ya
Set in motion by the same big bang!

It all started with the big BANG!

It's expanding ever outward but one day
It will cause the stars to go the other way,
Collapsing ever inward, we won't be here, it wont be hurt
Our best and brightest figure that it'll make an even bigger bang!

Australopithecus would really have been sick of us
Debating out while here they're catching deer (we're catching viruses)
Religion or astronomy, Encarta, Deuteronomy
It all started with the big bang!

Music and mythology, Einstein and astrology
It all started with the big bang!
It all started with the big BANG!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:28, archived)
# My other half fookin loves this song
but can't remember the lyrics so only sings along with "we built the pyramids" and "BANG"

He's a special boy :O)
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:30, archived)
# I also love this song,
and I actually really rather like the show too.

I can make it through the first verse, but then the only words I can get are It all started with the big bang too, and also australopithicus. But that is just because it is such an ace word :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:33, archived)
# I am a very sad panda since I learned the Barenaked Ladies broke up
especially as I passed up the chance to see them in Hammersmith the last time they were over here.

EDIT: Sorry, since Steve left. They've not broken up. Still won't be the same
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:35, archived)
# I haven't seen anything.
I think you are full of shift :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:13, archived)
# I hate the word hate.
It's a hateful word. I hate it.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:14, archived)
# hatred?
really?

I love looking through the postings overnight. They make me laugh. The gayshift is a different country and a different kind of b3ta.

Didn't get the feeling they were so sensitive though before

Those QOTWers can just fuck right off though
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:15, archived)
# Is that the chinese population of B3ta?
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:16, archived)
# no he's over there
SPLITTER
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:17, archived)
# *Does running man in the office*
*Splutters*
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:15, archived)
# not enough musicians wear roll neck jumpers from Burtons any more
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:16, archived)
# not enough ever did
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:20, archived)
# yeah
it's sad :(
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:22, archived)