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# Fuck I cant find shit Im drunk.
Have this instead:
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:23, archived)
# THIS IS NOT A WANKSPANNER
RELEVANT PEOPLE HAVE BEEN INFORMED
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:24, archived)
# OHNO
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:25, archived)
# hahaha why are you drunk at this time and home already?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:24, archived)
# PUBS CLOSE
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:26, archived)
# Students unions opens til 2-3ams
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:27, archived)
#
This may be a fact
But some of us are rural
No unions here
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:29, archived)
# Lemons is in leeds
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:30, archived)
# Old Roman saying:
When you find yourself in Leeds,
Go home. Very fast.
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:37, archived)
# What if Leeds IS your home?
Dun dun DUNNNNNN!
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:38, archived)
#
The Romans were smart
When faced with a paradox
They'd hit it and run
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:45, archived)
# Even older saying
Red sky at night... barn on fire

Red sky in morning... barn still on fire
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:44, archived)
# I thought it went
Red sky at night
OH SHIT YOU'RE UPSIDE DOWN IN A JAR OF RASPBERRY JAM
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:46, archived)
# Jams!

(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:48, archived)
# I dislike Jam
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:49, archived)
# : (

(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:50, archived)
# :'(
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:51, archived)
# I went to a end of year art show or something
There was free booze are art girls.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:29, archived)
# ART GIRLS.
Did you sex any of them?
Or are they all stuck up and pretentious?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:30, archived)
# I bet they are all stuck up, eachother
head first

gasping for air

trying to find sunlight that never comes

and they are just on the floor spinning round constantly trying to get out of themselves but they can't and they endure this purgatory till they run out of cocaine and then die.

Now, that's art.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:48, archived)
# But an orange and a dart in a box win prizes and shit
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:49, archived)
# we should hold a b3ta exhibition
THAT'LL SHOW 'EM!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:51, archived)
# if it is you in a box next to WATL in a box doodling, I'd go see that
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:53, archived)
# I have no idea what that means
should I bring sandwiches?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:57, archived)
# Yes
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:58, archived)
# yay! I like sandwiches!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 1:01, archived)
# Sounds wonderfully decadent.

(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:30, archived)
# Noice!
In return you can have...um...this:
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:25, archived)
# FUCK YEAH
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:27, archived)
# does it tile?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:37, archived)
# No, alas.

(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:39, archived)
# alas!
ALAS!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:41, archived)
# LACK
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:42, archived)
# SPELK
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:43, archived)
# Alack!

(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:43, archived)
# does it heck
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:39, archived)
# also
ALAS!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:42, archived)
# also LACK
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:44, archived)
# BROSDELEINE™ Your mark of quality
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:46, archived)