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# Video killed the radiographer


Hello!
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:14, archived)
# OM NOM NOM

(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:16, archived)
# GEORGE ALIGAS MECHANICAL WANKSPANNER
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:17, archived)
# OH HAI LEMONS
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:17, archived)
# OH HAI B3TA
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:20, archived)
# I assume you have a picture of that.
If not , I'll be very disappointed.
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:18, archived)
# SHIT I HAVE ONE SOMEWHERE. BRB.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:20, archived)
# Fuck I cant find shit Im drunk.
Have this instead:
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:23, archived)
# THIS IS NOT A WANKSPANNER
RELEVANT PEOPLE HAVE BEEN INFORMED
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:24, archived)
# OHNO
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:25, archived)
# hahaha why are you drunk at this time and home already?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:24, archived)
# PUBS CLOSE
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:26, archived)
# Students unions opens til 2-3ams
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:27, archived)
#
This may be a fact
But some of us are rural
No unions here
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:29, archived)
# Lemons is in leeds
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:30, archived)
# Old Roman saying:
When you find yourself in Leeds,
Go home. Very fast.
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:37, archived)
# What if Leeds IS your home?
Dun dun DUNNNNNN!
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:38, archived)
#
The Romans were smart
When faced with a paradox
They'd hit it and run
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:45, archived)
# Even older saying
Red sky at night... barn on fire

Red sky in morning... barn still on fire
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:44, archived)
# I thought it went
Red sky at night
OH SHIT YOU'RE UPSIDE DOWN IN A JAR OF RASPBERRY JAM
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:46, archived)
# Jams!

(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:48, archived)
# I dislike Jam
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:49, archived)
# : (

(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:50, archived)
# :'(
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:51, archived)
# I went to a end of year art show or something
There was free booze are art girls.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:29, archived)
# ART GIRLS.
Did you sex any of them?
Or are they all stuck up and pretentious?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:30, archived)
# I bet they are all stuck up, eachother
head first

gasping for air

trying to find sunlight that never comes

and they are just on the floor spinning round constantly trying to get out of themselves but they can't and they endure this purgatory till they run out of cocaine and then die.

Now, that's art.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:48, archived)
# But an orange and a dart in a box win prizes and shit
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:49, archived)
# we should hold a b3ta exhibition
THAT'LL SHOW 'EM!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:51, archived)
# if it is you in a box next to WATL in a box doodling, I'd go see that
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:53, archived)
# I have no idea what that means
should I bring sandwiches?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:57, archived)
# Yes
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:58, archived)
# yay! I like sandwiches!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 1:01, archived)
# Sounds wonderfully decadent.

(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:30, archived)
# Noice!
In return you can have...um...this:
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:25, archived)
# FUCK YEAH
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:27, archived)
# does it tile?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:37, archived)
# No, alas.

(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:39, archived)
# alas!
ALAS!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:41, archived)
# LACK
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:42, archived)
# SPELK
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:43, archived)
# Alack!

(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:43, archived)
# does it heck
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:39, archived)
# also
ALAS!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:42, archived)
# also LACK
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:44, archived)
# BROSDELEINE™ Your mark of quality
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:46, archived)
# Why on earth is that so familiar?
Have I seen such a device before? I can't place it.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:18, archived)
# ITS REAL.
BELIEVE.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:19, archived)
# OM NOM NOM NOM
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:16, archived)
# ARGH ARGH ARGH
EXAMS
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:17, archived)
# I HAVE ONE TOMORROW
I R FAIL CENTRAL

YOU HAS EGGSAMS?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:18, archived)
# HA HA I HAVE NONE

(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:18, archived)
# I HAD ONE TODAY ASWELL
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:19, archived)
# HOW DID IT GO.>??>>opdfjkdfmnlduh
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:20, archived)
# so so
not great not terrible.

Tomorrow is failday
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:21, archived)
# TELL ME ABOUT THE BIOREACTORS, QUIAD.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:24, archived)
# I'D RATHER NOT
MY MIND IS FULL WITH BLEVEs AND DUST EXPLOSIONS AND AUTO IGNITION TEMPERATURES
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:24, archived)
# WHAT SHALL WE DO WITH THE DRUNKEN SAILOR?
WHAT SHALL WE DO WITH THE DRUNKEN SAILOR?
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:33, archived)
# GO ON B3TA?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:37, archived)
# HEY HO AND UP HE RISES EARLY IN THE MORNING
Punch him in the stomach nick his wallet
Punch him in the stomach nick his wallet
Punch him in the stomach nick his wallet
Early in the morning

Dress him in drag and take some pictures
Dress him in drag and take some pictures
Dress him in drag and take some pictures
Early in the morning

Throw him overboard and watch him flailing
Throw him overboard and watch him flailing
Throw him overboard and watch him flailing
Early in the morning

Necropheleise his bloated corpse
Necropheleise his bloated corpse
Necropheleise his bloated corpse
Early in the morning

HEY HO AND UP HE RISES
EARLY IN THE MORNING
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:39, archived)
# When you leave
Sing "What shall we do with a drunken sailor" all the way home
That's what I did
It worked!
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:24, archived)
# I'll go home, sleep, wake up, play xbox, sleep after the exam
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:25, archived)
# I DONT UNDERSTAND THIS
IT CONFUSES MY MIND
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:21, archived)
# OM NOM NOM NOM
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:22, archived)
# O RITE
Nom
Nom
Om
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:23, archived)
# IN MY MIND AND IN MY CER
THE CHANCES ARE WEVE GONE TOO PHER
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:18, archived)
# WHISKY DANCING DISCO HOP
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:21, archived)
# WA KA RI MA SEN FRESH GWAN RASCLAAAT
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:24, archived)
# IN MY MIND AND IN MY HAIR
THE CHANCES ARE YOU'RE SCREWING CHER
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:22, archived)
# Pilau rice is everywherre
up my nose and in my hair
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:24, archived)
# Ahahahaha
Your rhyme is immense
Unusual rice placement
Always gets the lols
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:28, archived)
# Nose/food accidents can cause distress.
Yesterday, I offered my colleague a wine gum.
Due to a bizarre hiccuping coincidence, she ended up with a small piece of chewed-up orange wine gum lodged in her nasal passage.
This upset her, cos it was uncomfortable, and cos she could smell/taste orange wine gum.
"Just have a good snort and swallow it," I told her. "Nobody'll think any less of you in the greater scheme of things. Just go in the bogs and do it if you're embarrassed."
But she wouldn't. She preferred to KEEP WHINING ABOUT IT FOR A SODDING HOUR AND A HALF until it dropped back down into her oesophagus of its own accord and she automatically swallowed it without thinking twice, or even once.

I do think some middle-class women have an unhealthily over-developed 'disgust' response.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:37, archived)
# Old Nordic saying:
Whiny middle class women
Should shut the fuck up
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:42, archived)
# FUCK YEAH!
 
KILL KILL KILL
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:26, archived)
#
VHS killer
Brings radiography woe
Betamax safer
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:30, archived)