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# NSFW ouch
www.lineman.co.nz/images/Loose%20fitting%20harness1.pdf
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 1:13, archived)
# Gharrrrr!
My precious eyes!
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 1:14, archived)
# for fuck's sake
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 1:15, archived)
# I'm wondering what sort of sound testes make when they burst through the scrotum
 
although it would probably be drowned out by the screams of agony.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 1:16, archived)
# and do they pop out at the same time, or one by one?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 1:17, archived)
# They make a 'tsshlop' noise.
And they both come out together. I've no experience of this, mind you. This is purely speculation.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 1:20, archived)
# *finds out the hard way*
It's a very, very quiet 'splitch' kind of sound.

Now, would someone kindly call me an ambul
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 1:41, archived)
# WHY CERTAINLY SIR - YOU ARE AN AMBUL.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 1:42, archived)
# Somebody spang him for me.
I'm rapidly losing blood and don't have any spang gifs.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 1:44, archived)
# Always require 100% tie off.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 1:15, archived)
# Amezin
You read that far.
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 1:17, archived)
# I WILL DO EVERYTHING I CAN TO PREVENT PROLAPSE OF THE BALLS
 
FOR SAFETY
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 1:18, archived)
# Impressive health and safety awareness
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 1:20, archived)
# Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!
...and EEEUUUUURRRGGH!
...and NO NO NONONONOOOOOO!

*fastens harness securely*
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 1:15, archived)
# Ow.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 1:17, archived)
# Hahaha!
/Late-Night LOL!
That has to be the understatement of the year!

*wipes coke from monitor*
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 1:19, archived)
# there are probably some people who are into that.
 
like the subincision crowd.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 1:19, archived)
# we all know he really wanked the balls off himself,liars
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 1:24, archived)
# aaaahhhhahhhahh
now there's an ambition.

TONIGHT, MICHAEL, I'M GONNA WANK ME BALLS OFF. OH YEAH.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 1:35, archived)
# Ttsshlop!
 
Splitch.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 1:53, archived)
# Even with the benefit of base amphetamine that can keep you hammering away at the poor blighter for nine hours straight,
one's cock becomes painfully swollen, so much so that it's impossible to continue, way before the bollocks give the slightest hint of dropping off.

(ahem. That's what my GP told me, anyway)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 2:00, archived)
# argharghargh
"BE AWARE AND TAKE CARE"
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 1:25, archived)
# *click*
in the vain hope it might make the popular page.
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 4:14, archived)