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# NSFW ouch
(, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 1:13, archived)
# Gharrrrr!
My precious eyes!
(, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 1:14, archived)
# for fuck's sake
(, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 1:15, archived)
# I'm wondering what sort of sound testes make when they burst through the scrotum
 
although it would probably be drowned out by the screams of agony.
(, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 1:16, archived)
# and do they pop out at the same time, or one by one?
(, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 1:17, archived)
# They make a 'tsshlop' noise.
And they both come out together. I've no experience of this, mind you. This is purely speculation.
(, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 1:20, archived)
# *finds out the hard way*
It's a very, very quiet 'splitch' kind of sound.

Now, would someone kindly call me an ambul
(, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 1:41, archived)
# WHY CERTAINLY SIR - YOU ARE AN AMBUL.
(, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 1:42, archived)
# Somebody spang him for me.
I'm rapidly losing blood and don't have any spang gifs.
(, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 1:44, archived)
# Always require 100% tie off.
(, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 1:15, archived)
# Amezin
You read that far.
(, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 1:17, archived)
# I WILL DO EVERYTHING I CAN TO PREVENT PROLAPSE OF THE BALLS
 
FOR SAFETY
(, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 1:18, archived)
# Impressive health and safety awareness
(, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 1:20, archived)
# Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!
...and EEEUUUUURRRGGH!
...and NO NO NONONONOOOOOO!

*fastens harness securely*
(, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 1:15, archived)
# Ow.
(, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 1:17, archived)
# Hahaha!
/Late-Night LOL!
That has to be the understatement of the year!

*wipes coke from monitor*
(, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 1:19, archived)
# there are probably some people who are into that.
 
like the subincision crowd.
(, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 1:19, archived)
# we all know he really wanked the balls off himself,liars
(, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 1:24, archived)
# aaaahhhhahhhahh
now there's an ambition.

TONIGHT, MICHAEL, I'M GONNA WANK ME BALLS OFF. OH YEAH.
(, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 1:35, archived)
# Ttsshlop!
 
Splitch.
(, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 1:53, archived)
# Even with the benefit of base amphetamine that can keep you hammering away at the poor blighter for nine hours straight,
one's cock becomes painfully swollen, so much so that it's impossible to continue, way before the bollocks give the slightest hint of dropping off.

(ahem. That's what my GP told me, anyway)
(, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 2:00, archived)
# argharghargh
"BE AWARE AND TAKE CARE"
(, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 1:25, archived)
# *click*
in the vain hope it might make the popular page.
(, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 4:14, archived)