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# ahahahahah
TJ: I just receive a phone call - apparently I'm the new Minister for Agriculture.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:17, archived)
# wayhey!
I'm Home Office
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:18, archived)
# I've got to trample around in pigshit
while you get a plush office. I bet you've got a coffee machine and everything.

*sulks*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:19, archived)
# those sexual favours for Hazel Blears
certainly paid for themself
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:23, archived)
# *heaves*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:25, archived)
# For fuck sake
I've got bloody work and pensions!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:23, archived)
# oh bummer
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:24, archived)
# Oh Hai Mr Minister for Agriculture.

(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:18, archived)
# hai new Minister for Libraries!
hah - boring!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:20, archived)
# Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:21, archived)
#
sorry!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:22, archived)
# best laugh of the day
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:24, archived)
# you had your call yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:26, archived)
# Are you going to make it law that all farmers must sing
"I've got a brand new combine harvester" at all times whilst they are working?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:19, archived)
# indeed and promote the new official pronounciation of tractor as TRAKKRR
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:20, archived)
# Yaaaay Less tax on Cows and raise the price of bacon
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:19, archived)
# no wait
what?

I'm aiming for free bacon and pork scratchings for all school children aged 4 to 12
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:21, archived)
# Great!
Can you tell the sheep in the field behind my house to shut up.

Noisy fuckers
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:20, archived)
# aww but they are soo cute
especially that one. Do you have her number?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:22, archived)
# She's a baaad girl alright
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:23, archived)