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# ahem
(DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:15, archived)
# ahahahahah
TJ: I just receive a phone call - apparently I'm the new Minister for Agriculture.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:17, archived)
# wayhey!
I'm Home Office
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:18, archived)
# I've got to trample around in pigshit
while you get a plush office. I bet you've got a coffee machine and everything.

*sulks*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:19, archived)
# those sexual favours for Hazel Blears
certainly paid for themself
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:23, archived)
# *heaves*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:25, archived)
# For fuck sake
I've got bloody work and pensions!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:23, archived)
# oh bummer
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:24, archived)
# Oh Hai Mr Minister for Agriculture.

(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:18, archived)
# hai new Minister for Libraries!
hah - boring!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:20, archived)
# Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:21, archived)
#
sorry!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:22, archived)
# best laugh of the day
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:24, archived)
# you had your call yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:26, archived)
# Are you going to make it law that all farmers must sing
"I've got a brand new combine harvester" at all times whilst they are working?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:19, archived)
# indeed and promote the new official pronounciation of tractor as TRAKKRR
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:20, archived)
# Yaaaay Less tax on Cows and raise the price of bacon
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:19, archived)
# no wait
what?

I'm aiming for free bacon and pork scratchings for all school children aged 4 to 12
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:21, archived)
# Great!
Can you tell the sheep in the field behind my house to shut up.

Noisy fuckers
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:20, archived)
# aww but they are soo cute
especially that one. Do you have her number?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:22, archived)
# She's a baaad girl alright
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:23, archived)
# What am I gonna do? Go to the pub any minute.
WHO'S WITH ME?
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:18, archived)
# I would love to.

(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:19, archived)
# Ten minutes time or thereabouts.
I'll see you down there.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:20, archived)
# in spirit...
i'm already pushing my way to the bar
(DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:19, archived)
# yaaaaay
*rushes out of house and across the market place....realises he hasn't set his 3D model away to render... Bugger trudges back*
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:21, archived)
# who's trudge?
and what's in it for me?
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:21, archived)
# Is that THE Market Place? As in central London?
If so, that is dangerously close to where I am right now.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:22, archived)
# ha ha no!
Little market place in a little place in Lincolnshire...
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:24, archived)
# Sausages!
And Grimsby.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:30, archived)
# We have LOTS of one of those
and (luckily) only one of the other.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:32, archived)
# Haha :)
I am sure there could be a joke about Royale with cheese coined for this image, I just cannot think of one.

/FridayBrainFreezeBlog
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:20, archived)
# "You know what they call autoaysphyxiation in Thailand?"
"No What?"

"Wanking in a wardrobe, cos they got the metric system..."
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:22, archived)
# pffft
that works!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:23, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:25, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:27, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
we're all going to hell.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:35, archived)