Girl, I'm going to make you shat, shat till you can't shat some more
and if you cry out, I'm going to lick it lick it some more
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sat 6 Jun 2009, 8:33,
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I just heard your cricketers beat the poms.
I will hereby not mock your windmills, tulips, footwear, dopesmoking, language, etc for the next five minutes.
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k3b/-\b Peace man.,
Sat 6 Jun 2009, 8:50,
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I knew that was coming.
/crappy response involving windmills, tulips, footwear, dopesmoking and your language.
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k3b/-\b Peace man.,
Sat 6 Jun 2009, 9:02,
archived)
Ha ha!
Just in time for me to leave this accursed place!
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sat 6 Jun 2009, 8:36,
archived)
Are you coming over to Aus?
It's great here
I'm getting drunk in the future right now
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sat 6 Jun 2009, 8:38,
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Yep.
Moving to Sydney in eight weeks.
Woop woop!
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sat 6 Jun 2009, 8:42,
archived)