Girl, I'm going to make you shat, shat till you can't shat some more
and if you cry out, I'm going to lick it lick it some more
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Sat 6 Jun 2009, 8:33,
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"Text to 88888 to get a screen saver of Mediocre licking your screen"
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Sat 6 Jun 2009, 8:36,
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I just heard your cricketers beat the poms.
I will hereby not mock your windmills, tulips, footwear, dopesmoking, language, etc for the next five minutes.
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Sat 6 Jun 2009, 8:50,
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