...would but there aint a cinema for 90 miles....
and my cars off the road (hence the weight loss) hurry up bloody postman!
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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:01,
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invite her round to watch a film
then surreptitiously turn the heat up so she has to take some clothes off.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:05,
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take her to the park
get her pissed, then feel her up on the swings
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:11,
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i'm not that kind of guy
i've been single long enough to not just need a grope and a swing
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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:15,
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then get her really pissed
and shag her in the bushes
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:17,
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pfft
i suggested a walk on the beach
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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:18,
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ah, the romantic option
it's going the long way round, but she'll think you're a gentleman. don't be too well-behaved, you might make her think you don't want it
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:24,
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you can get a car
through the post these days?
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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down,
Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:07,
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