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# THAT'S NOT MATLOCK
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 5:17, archived)
# I tried my best :(
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 5:19, archived)
# I don't mean to be so harsh but seriously dude
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 5:21, archived)
# I mean the colours around the legs are lovely but there's no matlock in the picture
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 5:22, archived)
# there is, he's hiding under her dress.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 5:24, archived)
# I could change the title of the picture to matlock
but you see the thing is Alan exercised his title rights on this one.
So it's called Funny Fanny Runny Batty.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 5:26, archived)
# I'm starting to think he only does it to embarass me.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 5:27, archived)
# Surely this type of behaviour is a dealbreaker
were there no stipulations in the contract saying you could back out if things went wrong?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 5:29, archived)
# I tried to talk to him about it again but he gets so angry.
He starts to sort of bear his teeth in words with a long E sound in them, like "rEEEEEally?", in this scary kind of grin when he talks. Also I think there is some kind of moss or something growing on his teeth.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 5:48, archived)
# This doesn't sound like an amicable business agreement
what does alan's wife have to say about all this?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 5:59, archived)
# Oh didn't I tell you?
Alan's back with his mum for now. He sleeps in his old room upstairs but he's put some carpet in the attic. That's where we have our business meetings. It says "ALANS ENTERPISES" on a sign on the top rung of the ladder. I almost slipped on it the first time, I was quite shaken up but Alan was very riled about his sign so I didn't make a fuss.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 6:14, archived)