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# EWcomics 63 - Noses


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(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:11, archived)
# I enjoy noses.
Also this comic.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:13, archived)
# this
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:43, archived)
# Hahahaha
DO you draw curtains?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:13, archived)
# I draw snap conclusions
they are usually red
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:15, archived)
# I draw dead people
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:16, archived)
#
obvious strike through gag
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:17, archived)
# take her to the zoo
make a gag about visiting her relatives
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:18, archived)
# take her to a mosque
make a gag about sharia law and your support for it
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:19, archived)
# take her to the cinema
sit in the back row and ask her if she is on her period
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:19, archived)
# take her to the Spar shop
buy her a bottle of white lightening and sit on the nearest wall together swigging from it
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:20, archived)
# take her to meet you mother
and announce immediately on arrival that 'you've got a better one this time'
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:20, archived)
# take her to the local primary school at breaktime
and tell her that you like to look through the railings at all the pretty children
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:21, archived)
# I love you :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:22, archived)
# I know sush
I know.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:22, archived)
# Ha, caught you, you two-timing slag!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:23, archived)
# Why?
I don't love you, You make my winkie little :P
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:24, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:25, archived)
# only by comparison Dix
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:25, archived)
# *waggles helloy hang*
wotcha.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:35, archived)
# take her to the most expensive restaurant you can find
but don't take your wallet
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:22, archived)
# take her to Tesco Express
show her how many packets of frozen peas you can fit in your pants
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:22, archived)
# the current record is 17
held by Toxteth O'Grady
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:24, archived)
# get her a b3ta account
then spend the entire day online with her introducing her to 'your online pals'
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:23, archived)
# take her to a car-boot sale
buy every piece of kitchen equipment you can find and tell you that these will do nicely in our new house
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:25, archived)
# Hello I am a girl.
Can I suggest if it's sunny a picnic in the park with a nice bottle of wine.
(I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:25, archived)
# so that's how it's done eh?
no gaffer tape?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:27, archived)
# Sorry,
obviously the correct response was something along the lines of "take her with you to the police station when you go on your weekly trip to sign the sex offenders register" or something like that.....
(I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:28, archived)
# oooh
good one!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:30, archived)
# *snortlaugh*
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:18, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Ace :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:21, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Brilliant :)
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:24, archived)
# NOSES!
And lack thereof.
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:33, archived)