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# Aunt Bessie's Yorkshire puds are shit and people who buy them should be locked up
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:57, archived)
# I have to
unfortunately my shitty electric oven doesn't like cooking yorkshires. This is doubly annoying considering where I'm from, and the fact that IT'S THE BEST THING I BLOODY WELL COOK. Well, was.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:59, archived)
# Burn the oven then, that will teach it to be shit
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:01, archived)
# I almost did yesterday, grilling sausages
they were violently overreacting.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:01, archived)
# Sausages are wonderful for trying to set fire to things, more so when they do go bang
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:04, archived)
# Mine were, I refuse to prick them.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:04, archived)
# You should never prick them
I had some premium Waitrose sausages the other day, they were nasty
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:07, archived)
# Everyone come to Lincolnshire
and I will educate you all in the TRUE ways of the sausage
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:08, archived)
# Hehehehe! Saucy!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:09, archived)
# I was looking for some wild boar sausages the other day, couldn't find any and the local butcher is a twat
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:09, archived)
# Phwoar.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:10, archived)
# *out-of-context-lols*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:13, archived)
# These were just bog standard tesco finest cumberlands
in a sandwich with prosciutto, gruyere and some mushrooms.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:09, archived)
# Not to mention create a beautiful "Irony Vortex"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:01, archived)
# You go it then :D
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:05, archived)
# I reckon they are targetted at the same demographic who buy
Rustlers microwave cheeseburgers in a bun, or the once seen never forgotten...Micro-donner-kebab
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:59, archived)
# MICRO DONERS!
I used to love them.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:00, archived)
# 0_0
A flatmate at college bought one once, I was mortified yet fascinated at the same time.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:01, archived)
# Seriously, after 10 brandy and cokes and a couple of pills they're lovely.
Ah, to be 17 again.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:02, archived)
# Eurgh, I bought a pack of two from the all night garage when I wasn't very sober.
Was an absolute treat! Remembering this the next day, I ate the second one and found it to be absolutely foul...
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:03, archived)
# Yeah, classic mistake.
NEVER eat them sober. Or normal kebabs, for that matter.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:03, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:05, archived)
# Ohhh, Nibblypig, microchips are foul
how are you? Do you fancy coming to my gig on the 19th? It's only Wycombe.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:06, archived)
# is it? crikey, I might make the trip up
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:09, archived)
# Eyyy!
White Horse- you know it, right?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:09, archived)
# I just looked on the map
never been in, but I know where it is, aye
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:12, archived)
# Well it'd be lovely to see you and the lady if you can make it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:12, archived)
# \o/
did you used to have a myspace somewhere?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:16, archived)
# www.myspace.com/fathomsband
the only song on there is an old recording, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:19, archived)
# I have some venison burgers for dinner today :D
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:01, archived)
# Oh you lucky swine...
Can I come to your house for tea? I'm having an omelette...
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:04, archived)
# No :P
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:08, archived)