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# grrr
Yet another new advert for an established septic product in the UK. Gaterade this time.

Why don't we just give them they keys to parliment?

/end rant.

EDIT: My mistake. They probably have the franchise on the locks.

/more rant ending.

EDIT EDIT: Don't mind me. I'm just having a bigger anticivil invaders day than I normally have.

EDIT EDIT EDIT: Nothing to see here. Move along.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:13, archived)
# do you need a hug?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:18, archived)
# or some of this

(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:31, archived)
# !!!
Having one of those days mate?
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:19, archived)
# *wibble*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:28, archived)
# I've had such a manic afternoon, I don't feel normal
a few ales, a hearty pizza, and buying myself a new 50mm f/1.2 might throw in some hope
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:32, archived)
# hehehe
I had a pizza too although I tried a new style at my local pizzarria. Says it's larger, thinned crust for just 2 quid extra. Basically exactly the same area, stretched in one direction served on a lump of wood for 2 quid extra!

boo them!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:34, archived)
# And amazingly I can here mine arriving outside at this moment
*dashes off*
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:38, archived)
# *sneaks lashings of anchovies on to jahlid's pizza*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:39, archived)
# Tsssss
I have this ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:47, archived)
# A link to flikr?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:50, archived)
# In fact, I have several of those ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:53, archived)
# SHOW OFF!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:53, archived)
# *wiggles it*

/just a little bit
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:56, archived)
# I did after I went.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:58, archived)
# I am having trouble working out how you arrived at "septic" as a typo for "American", assuming that's what you meant.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:19, archived)
# Cockney rhyming slang.
Septic Tank = Yank.
(I helped save b3ta! CandleJakk Formerly Che_Guevaras_Sponge, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:22, archived)
# Ahhhhhhh.
OK then.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:23, archived)
# Arf
That would have been one of his best typos and let's face it, he's had a few.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:54, archived)
# I@ve never!:O
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:56, archived)
# Don't worry
You may get a "popal" pardon one day ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:02, archived)
# a popal hard on?!:O
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:05, archived)
# OREOS CAN FUCK OFF TOO
*nibbles on a garibaldi*
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:24, archived)
# Now the mighty garibaldi
that's a non-septic biscuit. THere should be more biscuits named after Russian revolutionaries!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:27, archived)
# this ^
bastards
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:33, archived)
# Do they think we're complete retard
we've had their culture forced on us for so long and they think we'll not notice a complete remake?

US adverts for Brains faggots I say!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:36, archived)
# Coming over here, FORCING us to quite fancy their snacks
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:46, archived)
# yes
Coz that's the only culture invasion that they're responsible.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:53, archived)
# FORCING us
(getting back to the point, ignoring this distraction)
FORCING us to freely choose to purchase a can of coke or a burger because we prefer it over typical foodstuffs of UK origin such as broccoli.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:56, archived)
# *faceplants*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:58, archived)
# You said they force their culture on us, meaning gatorade.
But the reason gatorade is being advertised here is because some brits will probably like it. No forcing is in fact taking place. The people doing this thing are the brits who like American products and buy them, and those are the people your rage ought to be directed against. This brings it to as petty a level as being cross with people if their favourite sport or artform is something you personally dislike, say golf and cubism. Fight the power.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:08, archived)
# *sigh*
I really don't have to time to do through the basics of anthropology with you.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:09, archived)
# Fight those golfers!
Fend off the cubist imperialists!
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:11, archived)
# *pats on head*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:15, archived)
# and in a few minutes time we will have someone extolling the virtues of more of their fecking sitcoms
and series.

And people will walk like them, talk like them and start needing "closure" on things and swearing at others for "dissing" them.
It's too fecking late, the damage has been done. The entire world has been influenced and only the pure of heart and clear of brain will recognise that these programmes are BAD FECKING NEWS.
Right, what's next? ;)


(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:00, archived)
# Sherry trifle!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:01, archived)
# Gateraid is made by Quaker oats
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:29, archived)
# I'm guessing unilever then?
In another pro-American boost I've just seen a trailer for new comedy that has a cameo with a convicted rapist!
U S A! U S A!

EDIT: I'll stop yank bashing now:) Normal service will be resumed (ie everyone bashing)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:31, archived)
# Pepsi
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:32, archived)
# 2009: America has its first black persident
Britain sends 2 fascists to represent it in Europe.

We're going to have to rethink our kneejerk anti-americanism if things keep going how they are going Im afraid.
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:36, archived)
# Well they had a racist, fascist retard as president before we sent one to europe.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:37, archived)
# And now they dont.
Meanwhile the far right is becoming stronger across western Europe
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:41, archived)
# well it is on the far right.:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:42, archived)