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# Skug
I've noticed your mentioning this a few times and cannot understand why you are talking about this woman as if she's an alien.

Wimmins are humans, just like you.

For many yonks, in my world, first dates start with dinner. TAKE HER OUT TO DINNER! She is human, she eats, you eat, what could be simpler or more civilised?

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:49, archived)
# Yes dinner, not some where they serves spicy hot food or food that gives you stinky breath
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:53, archived)
# And it's best to avoid Mexican food too
All those refried beans with black beans and more beans served on bean bread with bean sauce.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:55, archived)
# Yes, you don't want to be stifling farts all night
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:56, archived)
# yes but i'm scared and shy and pathetic
i can't even look at girls in bikinis without blushing!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:04, archived)
# Ok, tough love alert here
*slaps face*
Pull yourself together else you will end up a quivering wreck.

You are psyching yourself up for a disaster and this isn't the way to go about things.

She won't be wearing a bikini and will probably be nervous too.

I know this sounds a bit odd but have a wank and a beer before you go out to calm yourself.

Take her someplace that is quite dark or atmospheric. Avoid bright lights of a noisy pizza joint. Eat fud, drink wine and just let it flow.

Oh and ask yourself... WHAT WOULD SKUGOSAURUS DO?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:10, archived)
# When he said blushing he meant boner:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:13, archived)
# Which is why I suggested a J. Arthur before he goes out
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:16, archived)
# erm...
bite her in half and eat her... but i'm SkUG
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:16, archived)
# This has been going on far too long for your health
FFS when are you going on this date?
We may have to provide you with telephonic backup.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:19, archived)
# hopefully wednesday
:D
i'm not gonna be nervous on the day... its just i really can't think of where to go!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:20, archived)
# Wednesday!
Tell her you can't go out on a Wednesday as that's when the new B3ta challenge is announced.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:23, archived)
# this is only on the condition that my car is back on the road...
she has offered to drive me :p
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:24, archived)
# LIES!
WIMMINS YAM NOT HOOMINS!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:14, archived)
# *prepares to jab toasty in the eye with a spoon*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:19, archived)
# I am trying my best to lie to Skuggles to calm him
don't ruin it you inconsiderate brute!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:25, archived)