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# THEME PARK!
if he took me to a theme park with rollercoasters and suchlike, i'd sleep with the fucking elephant man!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:10, archived)
# ^ seconded
The theme park bit, not the elephant man sex bit.

Although you need to find out if she likes rollercoasters first.
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:12, archived)
# Let's face it, Smashy
You'd shag anyone.

said with love, don't hit me!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:12, archived)
# heheheh
anyone except family members, best friends, exes and corpses
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:15, archived)
# A girl with standards!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:21, archived)
# hell, yes
i wouldn't do chris moyles, christ evans, michael winner, david jason or danny devito.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:25, archived)
# bearing in mind we prolly both been there like 1500 times and its right proper boring...
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:19, archived)
# it's boring when you're on your own
when you're on a date, it becomes magical and romantic at best or kitsch and funny at worst. either way, you can't lose!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:21, archived)
# Sit backwards in every ride
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:22, archived)
# been there...
done that
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:44, archived)
# Not if you're both tripping your tits off
LSD date ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:23, archived)
# fuck LSD, rohypnol ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:27, archived)
# interesting...
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:28, archived)
# You wouldn't even have to go anywhere nice!
You could just lie in a field for 10 hours amusing the cows.
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:43, archived)