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# :D
I haven't heard that in ages, although it was the boy stood on the burning deck when I heard it :)
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# Spike Milligan I believe:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:09, archived)
# Kerrect!
also,
There was a young man from Bombay,
Took a slow boat to China one day.
He got trapped in the tiller,
By a sex-mad gorilla.
And China's a long way away.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:13, archived)
# Last recited by Paul Merton on HIGNFY
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:17, archived)
# I prefer
The boy stood on the burning deck
having a game of cricket;
the ball went up his trouser leg
and hit his middle wicket!

(one of Eric Morecambe's I think)
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:11, archived)
# Or Rod Hull
Hurrah. Hurrah.
To be in Potters Bar.
People COme from near and far.
By bus, by train, by bike, by car.
So bring your ma and dring your pa.
And come to Potters Bar.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:14, archived)
# Another Milligna effort.
There was a young man from Calcutta,
Who tried to write "FUCK" on a shutter.
he got to FU when a pious Hindu,
Knocked him arse over tit in the gutter.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:20, archived)