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# Have some crabs
Did this for a friend of mine who was into crabs and other strange sea creatures. Done on fine grit sandpaper with pastel pencils. As I now have a dodgy left eye, I am not doing as much arty farty stuff as I'd like, but half of that is because I never seem to have any space on my desk. Getting ready to draw necessitates clearing away all the stuff that just gets piled on there, and half the time, I couldn't be bothered - getting lazy as well. Oh well.

(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 11:56, archived)
# Woo
when you say 'into crabs'...
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 11:58, archived)
# .. I don't mean "do you have/have you ever had"....
Not that there's anything wrong with that, but I believe it's supposed to itch like a bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 11:59, archived)
# The love between a man and his crab can be a wonderful thing:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 12:01, archived)
# What about women?
Can a woman truly love a crab?
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 12:02, archived)
# No
They just give crabs to men:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 12:03, archived)
# Saucy, you are!
And how do you know that was a woman?
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 12:04, archived)
# She had an innie not an outtie:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 12:11, archived)
# Ha ha!
Yeah, that would be a giveaway for sure 8)
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 12:15, archived)
# and in other news
yays

my rocket is coming through:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 12:15, archived)
# Is it a big rocket?
Are you going to coat it in petrol then set it alight?

WILL THERE BE EXPLOSIONS?
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 12:20, archived)
# There could be vast mesmerising explosions, visible as a blazing vista from afar
but it's more like there'll be salad
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 12:22, archived)
# Where's the Kaboom?
There's supposed to be an earth-shattering Kaboom?
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 13:02, archived)
# NO
There was a radish though.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 13:08, archived)
# I was expecting a sausage
But then, aren't we all?
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 13:25, archived)
# I was expecting crabs
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 13:28, archived)
# Nobody expects crabs
...they just sort of... happen
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 13:44, archived)
# KARBZ!
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 11:59, archived)
# Ooh, nice.
Where I am, we have two kinds of crabs for eating, the Blue Swimmer and the Mud Crab. Your pic is very much like a Blue Swimmer/Mudcrab combination, and therefore, very very good indeed! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 12:01, archived)
# Horay! :D
Though I cheated I must admit, I traced over a picture of it in photosoup
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 12:08, archived)
# Pardon?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 12:04, archived)
# I wish my family crest had a rampant crab on it
Instead of a bloody fish (though I think it might actually be a dolphin)
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 12:05, archived)
# :D
Awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 12:08, archived)
# Is that blood seeping from his mouthparts?
That is one fearsome looking crustacean. Can you get crab zombies?
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 12:10, archived)
# they're not crabs, they're elephants, albeit nice elephants. this is a crab:

meanwhile, talking of farts, this is what i was listening to
www.youtube.com/watch?v=tIJMf24N3YY&feature=related
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 12:17, archived)
# I see your Kevin Bloody Wilson and raise you The Vaughans...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2LAD6Im6jrA

Now that's a quality first single
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 12:22, archived)
# I'll see you THe Vaughans and raise you
horses!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 12:24, archived)
# Pah! I laugh at your D'Agostini diversions!
Now get this into your eardrums...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=84wDrNg7foQ

(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 12:28, archived)
# algorithm reminds me of this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTby_e4-Rhg
may be a tad esoteric...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 12:36, archived)
# If only everyone learned stuff through music...
Though the idea isn't exactly new...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_d0ykpzQgY&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 12:42, archived)
# now I had to learn a bit about the heart for my honours project, this would have been so much better than wikipedia
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6cAs1YBELmA
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 12:44, archived)
# HA! I poo poo your algorithm
and give you Charlie the Unicorn
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 12:42, archived)
# lol Methuselah
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 12:45, archived)
# Have some vintage B3TA
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jqLDyXnNkF4

This I find inordinately amusing, must be the keyboard
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 12:57, archived)
# There's always the
b3ta TV pilot
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 13:11, archived)
# Can't .... stop..... giggling
Sausages! Tee hee!
Old Grey Squirrel Test!
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 13:25, archived)
# hahah class
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 12:34, archived)
# CRB!
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 12:19, archived)
# LPHNT
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 12:20, archived)
# Mmmm
crab and lemon.

That's it. I'm going to make a crab quinche today!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 12:21, archived)
# Clearly, the master crab race
Bivouac wherever you are, hot and cold running water not included
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 12:31, archived)
# I like this :D
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 12:31, archived)
# Thanks! Now I'm rather pleased.
Does Sushi ever come with crab? I mean, raw crab, not just cooked crab meat?
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 12:32, archived)
# I had never seen it myself,
but it appears so!

www.epicurious.com/recipes/food/views/Avocado-and-Crab-Meat-Sushi-12779
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 12:39, archived)
# you're not really sushi though are you?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 12:39, archived)
# Only one of my toes is actually sushi.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 12:40, archived)
# this is neither the response I wanted, nor expected
my hilarious comebacks are now useless. also where has my beer gone?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 12:42, archived)
# In your fat neanderthal stomach?
ZING!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 12:50, archived)
# unfortunately this appears to be true.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 12:53, archived)
# Ah, now I can sleep at night again.
I wonder who the first person was who was brave enough to eat a crab? Probably a very hungry one. And possibly Japanese
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 12:45, archived)
# who was the first person to give oral?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 12:46, archived)
# Your mum!
To a dingo!

ZING!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 12:50, archived)
# Nah, otherway round.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 12:53, archived)
# A fat chick?
\o/ hides from other angry females lurking on the board
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 13:01, archived)
# fat bogan chick
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 13:03, archived)
# Crabs you say?



Woo to you.
(I helped save b3ta! mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 12:33, archived)
# Yum, looks like there's a lot of meat on HIM
I'll take two, please!
Nice work, by the way
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 12:36, archived)
# Why than'ee
(I helped save b3ta! mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 12:41, archived)
# don't ever forget that when you eat a crab you steal its powers
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 12:44, archived)
# EXACTLY! They then become MY powers
Mwah ha ha ha ha!

Though there is a limited demand for the skill of scuttling sideways.
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 12:46, archived)
# Great as always, I still have your green parrot as my desktop
Do you have a Deviant Art profile?
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 12:48, archived)
# No, I've never thought about it, really
Gaz me if you'd like a larger version, sir. :)

EDIT: Is your artwork protected on DA? or can people right-click-save your work?
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 13:07, archived)
# people can pretty much just grab it as per usual.
DA will watermark it to all fuckery for you though.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 13:40, archived)
# Yay
very nice
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 13:57, archived)