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# Kiwi condoms?

You know that's just WRONG, don't you?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 15:35, archived)
# I have a tale to tell about a Kiwi :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 15:38, archived)
# Fire away
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 15:54, archived)
# I once knew this guy on a forum, he was a complete dick head and treated his wife like shit
Anyway, one day he told my ex about how one day he went down to a local beach, he got his wife to look out for anyone while he fucked beach. The man was dick head and a nut job
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 15:58, archived)
# he'll get crabs, etc.
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 16:09, archived)
# Ppffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 16:10, archived)
# Pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 16:12, archived)
# he would probably try to fuck them too
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 16:14, archived)
# Cannot unvisualise.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 16:20, archived)
# If only I was joking
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 16:23, archived)
# I knew a guy who used to shag all sorts of objects.
Grapefruit, unsurprisingly, was not tried twice.

Edit: replied to self?? too many painkillers...
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 16:30, archived)
# He fucked...beach?

O_o
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 16:10, archived)
# Yes, he fucked the beach
He wanted to know what it would feel like, so he went and did it. From what I understand, it quiet normal for Kiwis to do that kind of thing
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 16:12, archived)
# Ah, that's alright then
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 16:17, archived)
# And condoms being made by a Confectioner aren't ?
Plus the fruit was there pre-shop so the weird flavour isn't my fault, :)
(??no-idea??, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 15:44, archived)
# Now you can order your condoms from the same place you order your sweets to attract the kids :D
Oh, uh, I mean girls. Honest.
Girls with properly developed chests and hair in all the right places.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 15:59, archived)
# Bristly
for extra pleasure?!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 15:58, archived)
# You haven't even seen the pineapple one yet!
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 15:59, archived)
# Hardcore BDSM condoms eh?

EDIT: Two girls one pineapple is a video I could watch.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 16:03, archived)
# I don't think I could
I'd be too worried a One Man One Jar situation may arise.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 16:08, archived)
# Shattered pineapple.
The latest indie-psychedelic band.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 16:10, archived)