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# First post in ages!
Probably been done but i'm happy with it.

Will remove and link if requested.



(??no-idea??, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 15:25, archived)
# hahaha :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 15:28, archived)
# pfft!
the man from del monte, he says yes! yes! oh god yes!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 15:30, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 15:33, archived)
# Pffft #2
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 15:59, archived)
# ha!~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:00, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 15:33, archived)
# Kiwi condoms?

You know that's just WRONG, don't you?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 15:35, archived)
# I have a tale to tell about a Kiwi :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 15:38, archived)
# Fire away
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 15:54, archived)
# I once knew this guy on a forum, he was a complete dick head and treated his wife like shit
Anyway, one day he told my ex about how one day he went down to a local beach, he got his wife to look out for anyone while he fucked beach. The man was dick head and a nut job
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 15:58, archived)
# he'll get crabs, etc.
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 16:09, archived)
# Ppffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 16:10, archived)
# Pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 16:12, archived)
# he would probably try to fuck them too
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 16:14, archived)
# Cannot unvisualise.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 16:20, archived)
# If only I was joking
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 16:23, archived)
# I knew a guy who used to shag all sorts of objects.
Grapefruit, unsurprisingly, was not tried twice.

Edit: replied to self?? too many painkillers...
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 16:30, archived)
# He fucked...beach?

O_o
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 16:10, archived)
# Yes, he fucked the beach
He wanted to know what it would feel like, so he went and did it. From what I understand, it quiet normal for Kiwis to do that kind of thing
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 16:12, archived)
# Ah, that's alright then
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 16:17, archived)
# And condoms being made by a Confectioner aren't ?
Plus the fruit was there pre-shop so the weird flavour isn't my fault, :)
(??no-idea??, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 15:44, archived)
# Now you can order your condoms from the same place you order your sweets to attract the kids :D
Oh, uh, I mean girls. Honest.
Girls with properly developed chests and hair in all the right places.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 15:59, archived)
# Bristly
for extra pleasure?!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 15:58, archived)
# You haven't even seen the pineapple one yet!
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 15:59, archived)
# Hardcore BDSM condoms eh?

EDIT: Two girls one pineapple is a video I could watch.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 16:03, archived)
# I don't think I could
I'd be too worried a One Man One Jar situation may arise.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 16:08, archived)
# Shattered pineapple.
The latest indie-psychedelic band.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 16:10, archived)
# Bit chewy
But they last all day.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 15:55, archived)
# Hahaha
I knew I had one of these somewhere.

(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 15:59, archived)
# my friend worked in a shop for a while, a man came in and asked for a pack of durex,
my friend handed him a pack of duracell batteries : D
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 16:01, archived)
# Hahahaha :D
Needs more permeable rock.
Rock hard for her pleasure*!

*mutilation
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 16:03, archived)
# Sedimentery my dear Watson.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 16:04, archived)
# Look under every rock for clues to solve the murder!
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 16:05, archived)
# Oh Jesus wept.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 16:06, archived)
# haha made me lol
:)
(??no-idea??, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 16:14, archived)