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# thats a helluva lot of spunk
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:50, archived)
# Spunk would be better
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:51, archived)
# I know
it had even hardened and congealed a bit by then. I find that it is at this stage that it tastes best.
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:51, archived)
# I like yoU!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:51, archived)
# If you wanted someone to spunk on your face, I would have done it
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:55, archived)
# well now I know for next time
how does tomorrow suit?
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:57, archived)
# Depends on where i have to travel to
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:58, archived)
# we could meet halfway
like a sort of rendez-vous in the jizz-facial side of town.

those are really expensive though, aren't they? Semen facials? must research this, but I know they exist!

and I live in the north. good ol' border of cumbria and lancashire. Cumbrishire.
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:00, archived)
# I live in the south on the Oxfordshire, Berkshire, Buckinghamshire border
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:01, archived)
# I went to a wedding on monkey island
It sucked arse, but the ducks were pretty. And the land was nice and flat. These crags and knotts give me the creeps.
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:03, archived)
# Good old Monkey Island :)
I'm sure things could be sorted out through a GAZ
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:04, archived)
# most certainly sir
us Northern "Lassies" are wild. And occasionally a bit ruddy.
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:08, archived)
# You're not lassie, if you were then that picture would be that of a pooch with selotape on it's face, which would be hard to do, and probably painful for the pooch to take off.
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:15, archived)
# damn you caught me
okay everyone, I lied, and I'm sorry, and I hope that in time you'll all forgive me and be my friends
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:17, archived)
# What's that?
Little jimmy's stuck down a well?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:18, archived)
# Nick, a yak, rotates at around 400 degrees Celsius.
His eyes aren't circular and his elbow skin drags on the floor.

He has a superpower. But it's secret.

(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:21, archived)
# I like yaks
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:22, archived)
# NOW I MUST LEAVE. FUN WILL HAVE TO CEASE.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:24, archived)
# KTHNXBAI
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:24, archived)
# You're ok.
Just beware Earl Otterby, he is really a 74 year old man called Kevin ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:18, archived)
# I happen to like 74 year olds
the putrid clicking of their dusty joints makes my knees jelloid.

and I could nibble their flapping jowls all. day. long.
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:19, archived)
# Oh my!
You really are a smut robot aren't you :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:21, archived)
# Pot kettle mikey, pot kettle :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:21, archived)
# smutty as a chimney sweep
what of it, sir? :P
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:22, archived)
# Nothing of it at all.
Just make sure you only use your smut powers for good!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:23, archived)
# I promise to use my reign as smut queen
to better the planet, and the lives of every man, woman and child
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:26, archived)
# Do you hold smut conferences?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:27, archived)
# of course
all the people that left the world of politics recently now fill the seats in the houses of smarmiement, listening to my smut updates.

too far?
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:29, archived)
# The board is getting a tad stretched... some people get annoyed at that
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:31, archived)
# yes
this is true.

you know what else gets stretched....?
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:34, archived)
# Is it something smutty?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:35, archived)
# yep
you're catchin' on arentcha ;)
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:38, archived)
# Is it your arsehole?
Or is it pounds at poundstretcher?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:39, archived)
# Both!
and often in a related manner!
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:44, archived)
# Never too far,
Now, where is this next conference? I would like to come
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:34, archived)
# ooo saucy! *said in barbara windsor's voice*
It is being held in near my hometown. in CUMbria.
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:36, archived)
# Hmmmmm!
*imagines*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:38, archived)
# I thought he was called clive!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:20, archived)
# that's his stripper name
and Kevin is the name he uses for private shows.

I think it is obvious that his real name is Barry.
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:21, archived)
# GO ON BARRY!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:22, archived)
# CUNT HIM IN THE FUCK BARRY!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:25, archived)
#
*something about cillit bang adverts and the word bang and LOL ROFL*
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:28, archived)
# ROFLMAO!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:45, archived)
# You wish I was :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:32, archived)
# I wish many things
involving you :P
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:39, archived)
# .
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:48, archived)
# Oh yay!
Is it Lolbirds time?


(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:52, archived)
# Yay emogannet!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:56, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:03, archived)
# that's a pretty bird
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:53, archived)
# Now now
leave the cancer victim alone!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:51, archived)