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# Yes.
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:52, archived)
# I should stress that I did not enjoy this.
I appear to be smiling, but I am actually very angry.
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:55, archived)
# I need to meet this man
and lay at his feet
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:55, archived)
# I am a fat, middle aged, married man.
You do indeed need to do so.
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:57, archived)
# nevertheless
you look so pretty in a package
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:58, archived)
# I do try.
I used to look pretty damned good out of the box too.

These days I am just a fat wanker.

(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:00, archived)
#
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:02, archived)
# Yes :)
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:03, archived)
# :)
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:05, archived)
# I am loving the pants
are they cords?

If they're cords I'm going to make love to your bumhole.

and you're gonna enjoy it.
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:10, archived)
# No, they are red 501s, but they are dead now.
I generally wear beige chords I am afraid, although I would like another maroon pair.
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:14, archived)
# you are my god
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:15, archived)
# And when I was your age
you were nearly 2.
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:24, archived)
# and one hell of a sexy two year old
so there
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:33, archived)
# Asphyxichrist.
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:56, archived)
# Oh, is David Carradine the compo this week then?
;)
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:56, archived)
# Go fuck yourself.
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:58, archived)
# shame you lived through it
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:57, archived)