I'll never forgive her. Such a waste.A multitude of chances to hop on that prat's chest, plunge
a spiky leg right in, and save us all from that bland egotist.
(a spiky leg right in, and save us all from that bland egotist.
Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Wed 17 Jun 2009, 6:06,
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I heard a joke the other day:Why does Heather Mills need all that money anyway? She'll only spend it on handbags and shoe.
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elephant rider property shark sighted!,
Wed 17 Jun 2009, 6:11,
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AlsoPair of cranes.
At least according to gronkpan's scenario.
(At least according to gronkpan's scenario.
Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Wed 17 Jun 2009, 6:16,
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Don't be like that, let me tell you an anecdoteabout when me and John were writing "Let's Do A Sex In The Road" and I wrote that classic line, "I'm a cheeky chappy, Everything is lovely", and John said -- and this was classic John, this was how we worked together -- John said, "You insipid, self-regarding cunt".
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Wed 17 Jun 2009, 6:12,
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I'll never forget that dayJohn had recently disowned his first child and was well on his way to alcohol addiction yet still managed to keep a smile.
I met Linda three days earlier; this was the first time she had shat on the kitchen table.
(I met Linda three days earlier; this was the first time she had shat on the kitchen table.
gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Wed 17 Jun 2009, 6:36,
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As soon as I read thisI thought of Cockweasle's Seinfeld pic.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Wed 17 Jun 2009, 6:47,
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