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# I do if I'm at an Italian pizzeria
It's how it's meant to be eaten.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:42, archived)
# Bah
I always eat with my hands/fists/claws/talons delete as appropriate
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:42, archived)
# Fists. I eat my punching myself repeatedly in the face with a handful of food until I absorb it through my bruises.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:44, archived)
# Not really.
I don't do that at all, did you guess?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:44, archived)
# That would be painful and probably just harmful to your health.
I advise against it.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:45, archived)
# In fact it's just a silly idea altogether. It would take weeks to absorb anything of value through the skin,
bruised or not.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:46, archived)
# Alternatively I hear your supposed to gently fold
the pizza length ways.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:44, archived)
# I'll do that
but generally if I'm in a restaurant alone and reading. Which is a real bitch if I'm eating soup.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:47, archived)
# You have more money than me.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:49, archived)
# Yes
I have a job:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:52, archived)
# Gently folding soup can be tedious, yes.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:50, archived)
# *snorts*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:52, archived)
# that could work
but be careful of the chunkier varieties of soup.
(HyperSquiZ *Thbbbbbt*, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:54, archived)
# that was the joke, yes.:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:55, archived)
#
fold the tip of the slice over slightly then bend it length ways was how most did it last time I visited Italy :), but it completely depends on where you are.

edit: stops it going all floppy the whole tip folding thing.
(HyperSquiZ *Thbbbbbt*, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:49, archived)
# Borneo

Edit: That one's also sexual
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:49, archived)
# in a bothel?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:50, archived)
# Length ways?

Isn't a pizza a circle?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:54, archived)
# how to confuse a blonde 101
(HyperSquiZ *Thbbbbbt*, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:55, archived)
# Damnit.
You can only fool all the people some of the time...
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:56, archived)
# yes
but surely the lenght would be a distance from the closest point to the furthest.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:57, archived)