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[challenge entry] Quick and dirty

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(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:39, archived)
# Hahahaha
I know a guy who eats pizza with a knife and fork
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:40, archived)
# Is he Italian?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:41, archived)
# Alaska
No... wait...
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:41, archived)
# Jamaica?
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:44, archived)
# He is CORNISH.
We're meant to be rough and shit and eat with our fists and do MAN STUFF but we're just a bunch of poofs really :/
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:42, archived)
# I have the sudden urge to eat the rest of my noodles with my fists.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:43, archived)
# I do if I'm at an Italian pizzeria
It's how it's meant to be eaten.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:42, archived)
# Bah
I always eat with my hands/fists/claws/talons delete as appropriate
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:42, archived)
# Fists. I eat my punching myself repeatedly in the face with a handful of food until I absorb it through my bruises.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:44, archived)
# Not really.
I don't do that at all, did you guess?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:44, archived)
# That would be painful and probably just harmful to your health.
I advise against it.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:45, archived)
# In fact it's just a silly idea altogether. It would take weeks to absorb anything of value through the skin,
bruised or not.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:46, archived)
# Alternatively I hear your supposed to gently fold
the pizza length ways.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:44, archived)
# I'll do that
but generally if I'm in a restaurant alone and reading. Which is a real bitch if I'm eating soup.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:47, archived)
# You have more money than me.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:49, archived)
# Yes
I have a job:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:52, archived)
# Gently folding soup can be tedious, yes.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:50, archived)
# *snorts*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:52, archived)
# that could work
but be careful of the chunkier varieties of soup.
(HyperSquiZ *Thbbbbbt*, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:54, archived)
# that was the joke, yes.:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:55, archived)
#
fold the tip of the slice over slightly then bend it length ways was how most did it last time I visited Italy :), but it completely depends on where you are.

edit: stops it going all floppy the whole tip folding thing.
(HyperSquiZ *Thbbbbbt*, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:49, archived)
# Borneo

Edit: That one's also sexual
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:49, archived)
# in a bothel?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:50, archived)
# Length ways?

Isn't a pizza a circle?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:54, archived)
# how to confuse a blonde 101
(HyperSquiZ *Thbbbbbt*, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:55, archived)
# Damnit.
You can only fool all the people some of the time...
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:56, archived)
# yes
but surely the lenght would be a distance from the closest point to the furthest.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:57, archived)
# I often eat pizza with a knife and fork.
Some pizza places don't serve up homogenized grease dough pizzas like Pizza hut.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:43, archived)
# i always ask for proper table irons in a chinese
bleeding chopsticks up yer arse! i demand useful cutlery.
(dogof2head, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:51, archived)
# ^this^
Chop Sticks?!!?!?
I'm fucking english damnit!
(HyperSquiZ *Thbbbbbt*, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:57, archived)
# I'm pretentious and love
the opportunity to use chopsticks.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:05, archived)
# This

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:09, archived)
# haha!
those things truly are filthy
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:40, archived)
# I thought people suspected chopsticks were more
unsanitary than a knife and fork though.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:41, archived)
# heh
put a macdonalds "meal" on a plate

it doesn't look so meal

it looks tragic

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:43, archived)
# what happens when you do this
with a happy meal?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:50, archived)
# Ronald McDonald will blow you
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:55, archived)
# you assess your life
and then 10 minutes later you are swaying gently in the breeze

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:56, archived)
# Both these will result in pleasure.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:12, archived)