Quick and dirty
From the Make Everything Posh challenge. See all 242 entries (closed)
( , Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:39, archived)
From the Make Everything Posh challenge. See all 242 entries (closed)
( , Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:39, archived)
He is CORNISH.
We're meant to be rough and shit and eat with our fists and do MAN STUFF but we're just a bunch of poofs really :/
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Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:42,
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I have the sudden urge to eat the rest of my noodles with my fists.
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Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:43,
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I do if I'm at an Italian pizzeria
It's how it's meant to be eaten.
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Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:42,
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Bah
I always eat with my hands/fists/claws/talons delete as appropriate
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Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:42,
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Fists. I eat my punching myself repeatedly in the face with a handful of food until I absorb it through my bruises.
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Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:44,
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That would be painful and probably just harmful to your health.
I advise against it.
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Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:45,
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In fact it's just a silly idea altogether. It would take weeks to absorb anything of value through the skin,
bruised or not.
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Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:46,
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Alternatively I hear your supposed to gently fold
the pizza length ways.
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Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:44,
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I'll do that
but generally if I'm in a restaurant alone and reading. Which is a real bitch if I'm eating soup.
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Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:47,
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that could work
but be careful of the chunkier varieties of soup.
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Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:54,
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fold the tip of the slice over slightly then bend it length ways was how most did it last time I visited Italy :), but it completely depends on where you are.
edit: stops it going all floppy the whole tip folding thing.
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Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:49,
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edit: stops it going all floppy the whole tip folding thing.
yes
but surely the lenght would be a distance from the closest point to the furthest.
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Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:57,
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I often eat pizza with a knife and fork.
Some pizza places don't serve up homogenized grease dough pizzas like Pizza hut.
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Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:43,
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i always ask for proper table irons in a chinese
bleeding chopsticks up yer arse! i demand useful cutlery.
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Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:51,
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I thought people suspected chopsticks were more
unsanitary than a knife and fork though.
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Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:41,
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heh
put a macdonalds "meal" on a plate
it doesn't look so meal
it looks tragic
:D
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Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:43,
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it doesn't look so meal
it looks tragic
:D