The only sensible thing to do with it:


From the Michael Jackson challenge. See all 244 entries (closed)
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you should never spoon with Uri Geller, no matter how close a friend he is
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Fri 26 Jun 2009, 0:16,
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but can bend metal with his mind...?
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Fri 26 Jun 2009, 0:18,
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I suspect he bends rainbows in his dreams, then wakes up like the rest of us
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Fri 26 Jun 2009, 0:21,
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He's the answer to all the world's problems. And he does a lot of work for charidee but doesn't like to talk about it...
site.uri-geller.com/en/urigeller_geneva
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Fri 26 Jun 2009, 0:22,
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site.uri-geller.com/en/urigeller_geneva
there you go
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Fri 26 Jun 2009, 0:19,
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Five minutes later he was on BBC News 24....
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Fri 26 Jun 2009, 0:23,
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For the love of god don't cremate him, the ozone is fucked enough as it is...
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Fri 26 Jun 2009, 0:19,
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