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# UPSIDE-DOWN TREE!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 8:19, archived)
# Sorry, that was a massive assumption.
It is an Adansonia digitata, or Baobab tree, I take it, and not a shit willow?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 8:20, archived)
# I thought it was a baobab too
I used to want to live in one
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 8:26, archived)
# I have a free tatoo coming my way
I keep flirting with maybe getting a Little Prince themed one with boababs.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 8:30, archived)
# A free tat coming your way?

How does that work?
I have none and I don't want any, mind
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 9:09, archived)
# You should get a tattoo on your face
to make you better looking!

LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 9:15, archived)
# I'll get 'Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! is a Bavarian sex pest' tattood on my face

in Black Forest typeface
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 9:19, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
I'd like to see that!

I'm gone come to Holland, Royhpnol you to sleep and then tattoo the word "Towel!" on your face in 73 languages before you get the chance!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 9:23, archived)
# Hahahaha

you bastard
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 9:35, archived)
# Do free work on a music video for a band with a tatoo artist in it
I don't know if I want it either, I might trade it if I can.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 9:18, archived)
# If you have any naked cats or dogs, now is your chance
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 9:20, archived)
# You gotta steer clear of thems shit willows at fruit dropping time!
'ningles all.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 8:27, archived)
# On a tree by a river
a little tom-tit Sang "Willow, shitwillow, shitwillow" And I said to him, "Dicky-bird, why do you sit Singing 'Willow, shitwillow, shitwillow'?".
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 8:33, archived)
# *sniggers*
you said tom!:O

EDIT: Grrr. So little sleep. So many idiots!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 8:51, archived)
# try listening to the elbow track "crawling with idiot(s)" :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 9:07, archived)
# Silly Alchemist
My elbow has never had a recording career.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 9:12, archived)
# Then whose elbow have I been listening to?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 9:13, archived)
# Could it be Morris and his Incredible Elbow Chorus Line?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 9:21, archived)
# Too soon man,
too soon.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 9:33, archived)
# Ha Ha!
Yes, It's a baobab, and I've always thought they look like upside down trees IRL :)
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 8:31, archived)
# I've climbed one of them
In the sense that it had fallen down, and I got on its trunk.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 8:37, archived)
# An upside-down sideways tree
How odd.

In Senegal there's a Baobab-climbing adventure-type park. I wanted to go there when I was in Senegal, but the boyf wouldn't let me, for some reason...
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 8:46, archived)