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# hahahahahaha
I remember that stuff

it stuck nothing to nothing
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 3 Jul 2009, 12:35, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 12:35, archived)
# shittest glue ever
in fact shit actually sticks to more things
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 3 Jul 2009, 12:38, archived)
# haha
yeah it was like teflon
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 12:36, archived)
# But how do they make the teflon stick to whatever it's applied to?
Is it SCIENCE or black magic?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 12:37, archived)
# I'm going with SCIENCE
I can't imagine they use dark chocolates
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 3 Jul 2009, 12:38, archived)
# Black magic.
The metal of the pan is scoured with sulphuric acid to make it rough. The teflon gets some purchase on that - but if you use metal rather than wooden spoons &c on a teflon pan, you'll scrape off the coating which, being non-stick, isn't all that well stuck.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 12:39, archived)
# when I used to get teflon pieces in food I pretended it was black pepper
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 3 Jul 2009, 12:40, archived)
# Acts as a fibre substitute, too.
Super-clean colon on the way out...
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 12:41, archived)
# That sounds like SCIENCE rather than black magic though.
Unless alchemy is considered black magic.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 12:41, archived)
# I get science and magic confused.
Damn my humanities education.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 12:47, archived)
# you seem unusually well informed
i think you're trying to put us off the real teflon consipracy

ADMIT IT NOW
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 12:43, archived)
# *dons tinfoil hat*
*removes tinfoil hat*
*replaces it with teflon hat*


*sobs as teflon hat slides off head*
*takes consolation in the gracefulness of the slide*

6. ????
7. Profit
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 12:46, archived)
# you had to open up the spreader cap with a scissors or a knife
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 3 Jul 2009, 12:37, archived)
# a scissors?
You are welsh aicmfp!
(gtfomh, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 21:31, archived)
# what? yes!
how on earth does that give it away?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 19:20, archived)
# It was great
for peeling off the dry bits
and fuck all else
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 12:37, archived)