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# Your wisdom astounds me.

(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:38, archived)
# have I told you about how I switch the light in the loos at work on and off by grabbing the cord at the top and not at the bottom?
fewer germs that way you see.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:40, archived)
# germs can climb
facto-bismoid
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:41, archived)
# BUT EVERYONE DOES THAT!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:41, archived)
# GAH!
*OCD overloads*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:42, archived)
# ^This
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:45, archived)
# Morning
Had a good weekend? All good in the hood?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:47, archived)
# Hiya
Alright thank you! I went to Soho on Saturday for a mates 'do and was mistaken for a drag queen (It was Gay Pride day). I feel I must cut down on the slap and stop wearing heels that make me over 6ft tall. But I won't. LOLZ. How are you diddling?
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:55, archived)
# The majority is well in the land of Minimus
I have temporary interwebs while waiting for BT to press a couple of buttons :D

I didn't make it to Silverstone, my friend couldn't make it Saturday due to work, we arranged to go on Sunday instead but I got a phone call from his girlfriend at around 6.30 am on Sunday morning to say that he had been up all night being sick. A quick check revealed that he had indeed been up all night, playing computer games :(
Plus part of my bike broke last night, resulting in a 3 mile walk home :P

How on earth could anyone confuse you for a drag queen? Maybe they meant like in the kathoey way?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:59, archived)
# Oh noes!
Epic fail tiems.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 12:02, archived)
# I wasn't too fussed
I used the time to clean and explore the fields along the lane :D

Which is also how I came to be 3 miles from home with a broken bike, the one time I forgot to take the tool kit with me :(
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 12:05, archived)
# I clench the cord between the cheeks of my arse
then loop the end around my nutsack so that it switches the light off as I walk away
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:45, archived)
# *stifled giggles*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:46, archived)
# I didn't even manage
to stifle mine.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:57, archived)
# This is the most erotic thing I have ever read.
Hello! Are you back? Have you had/are you having a lovely time?
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:56, archived)
# I don't have to do that.
I was born with marigolds on.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:45, archived)
# Pull it with your elbows instead!
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:47, archived)
# pfft...that's how Howard Hughes started
careful now:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 12:06, archived)