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# Pffft


(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:33, archived)
# I had a bag of Rowntrees Randoms the other day
...it was like adult pick-n-mix. I was for a moment young again....
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:34, archived)
# are they as good as Haribo?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:36, archived)
# Felt a bit more upmarket and not a little "forced"
in comparison to Haribo's chipped formica table top back street plastic greasy prostitute vibe.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:37, archived)
# that's an angle that I'm sure did not get raised at the last marketing and communication meeting at Haribo
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:38, archived)
# It'd have been one hell of a pitch, though.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 12:20, archived)
# Haribo
are the underground mafioso of confection, they have thier gelatenous paws in everything
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 12:48, archived)
# I havn't had rowntrees for ages.
There's a supermarket up my road. No excuse not to :)
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:36, archived)
# SIlly arnie. Green Jelly is for elevenses
woo
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:35, archived)
# And for mixing with absinthe
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:36, archived)
# Haha :)
Ning all!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:37, archived)
# I had Cranberry Wheats for breakfast
I could have had some Blueberry Wheats, but there were more Cranberry ones left and so I chose those in order not to unbalance the universe
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:37, archived)
# Your wisdom astounds me.

(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:38, archived)
# have I told you about how I switch the light in the loos at work on and off by grabbing the cord at the top and not at the bottom?
fewer germs that way you see.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:40, archived)
# germs can climb
facto-bismoid
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:41, archived)
# BUT EVERYONE DOES THAT!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:41, archived)
# GAH!
*OCD overloads*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:42, archived)
# ^This
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:45, archived)
# Morning
Had a good weekend? All good in the hood?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:47, archived)
# Hiya
Alright thank you! I went to Soho on Saturday for a mates 'do and was mistaken for a drag queen (It was Gay Pride day). I feel I must cut down on the slap and stop wearing heels that make me over 6ft tall. But I won't. LOLZ. How are you diddling?
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:55, archived)
# The majority is well in the land of Minimus
I have temporary interwebs while waiting for BT to press a couple of buttons :D

I didn't make it to Silverstone, my friend couldn't make it Saturday due to work, we arranged to go on Sunday instead but I got a phone call from his girlfriend at around 6.30 am on Sunday morning to say that he had been up all night being sick. A quick check revealed that he had indeed been up all night, playing computer games :(
Plus part of my bike broke last night, resulting in a 3 mile walk home :P

How on earth could anyone confuse you for a drag queen? Maybe they meant like in the kathoey way?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:59, archived)
# Oh noes!
Epic fail tiems.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 12:02, archived)
# I wasn't too fussed
I used the time to clean and explore the fields along the lane :D

Which is also how I came to be 3 miles from home with a broken bike, the one time I forgot to take the tool kit with me :(
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 12:05, archived)
# I clench the cord between the cheeks of my arse
then loop the end around my nutsack so that it switches the light off as I walk away
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:45, archived)
# *stifled giggles*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:46, archived)
# I didn't even manage
to stifle mine.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:57, archived)
# This is the most erotic thing I have ever read.
Hello! Are you back? Have you had/are you having a lovely time?
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:56, archived)
# I don't have to do that.
I was born with marigolds on.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:45, archived)
# Pull it with your elbows instead!
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:47, archived)
# pfft...that's how Howard Hughes started
careful now:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 12:06, archived)
# *narrows eyes*
is this why I couldn't get any cash out of an ATM all day today, because you had cranberry breakfast thing?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:40, archived)
# It's because you spent all your money on mars icecream
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:51, archived)
# :(
I would deny this but my hands are too fat and sticky from all of the Mars Icecream
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:52, archived)
# Is it green flavoured jelly?

I AM HIM!!
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:59, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 12:04, archived)
# i eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 12:41, archived)