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[challenge entry] I have not entered a b3ta competition for ages oh god am I doin it rite where are uplaod codez?


IT WAS NEVER ROGER THE CABIN BOY.

Tom the cabin boy now is captain of his own ship and has Pugwash's coat.

AND HE ROGERS YOU.

His hair is blonder than it's supposed to be not because I didn't look at the reference for colouring it but because it's been bleached after years of sun and sea.

Background based on this

From the Pirates! challenge. See all 253 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 9:12, archived)
# Jolly good
Roger Roger
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 9:13, archived)
# THAT'S A GIRL WITH A COMEDY MUSTACHE!
look - you can see where she's bandaged her tits up!

and that split in the jerkin is an obvious pointer to the delights that can be found if you crack the conundrum WHICH I HAVE!

I WANT THE DELIGHTS!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 9:17, archived)
# He has his own chest of muscle and seamanship.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 9:21, archived)
# YOU DON'T FOOL ME CLEO
I wouldn't be surprised to find out that YOU ARE A WOMAN TOO
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 9:23, archived)
# DON'T BE SILLY
THERE ARE NO WIMMENS ON THE INTERNETS
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 9:24, archived)
# then who have I been chatting to from Kyrgistan then?
she says her name is Olga and she works in a coal mine
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 9:27, archived)
# She's Dave.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 9:40, archived)
# The Griffy Savalas Code by Dan Brown will be available in all good 24 petrol stations, tucked safely behind the nudey and angling magazines
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 9:21, archived)
# it will have one of those polythene covers
which both serve as modesty covers and wipe clean lap covers for lorry drivers
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 9:22, archived)
# Does he have his own cabin boy called roger?
I saw the uncoloured version of this like a few minutes ago, I was waiting for this :D
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 9:17, archived)
# Apparently it's taken about two hours to colour.
Time sure goes by quickly. I think I had baked beans on toast inbetween though.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 9:23, archived)
# pwhoar she's hot.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 9:21, archived)
# That scroll does not contain pr0n.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 9:25, archived)
# what about the bird with the fake tash?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 9:28, archived)
# He's your mother.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 9:33, archived)
# This is awesome
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 9:23, archived)
# Thank ye there.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 9:26, archived)