Quicktime is Hitler
Hitler is Quicktime. Say it five times backwards in a mirror then turn around and touch the floor.
Your head will come off.
Srsly.
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Fri 10 Jul 2009, 14:01,
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Your head will come off.
Srsly.
PLEASE POST THIS ON 5 OTHER FORUMS!!
IF YOU DO, YOU WILL MEET YOUR FUTURE SPOUSE!!
IF YOU DON'T, YOU WILL DIE HORRIBLY!!
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Fri 10 Jul 2009, 14:06,
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IF YOU DON'T, YOU WILL DIE HORRIBLY!!
NOW I HAVE READ THIS MY FAMILY DIED IN A PLANE CRASH YESTERDAY
WHO WILL BRING THE FOODS?
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Fri 10 Jul 2009, 14:07,
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Hahahahahaha
I'd love to do that - get booked in to do a lecture or something, get up to the podium, and go "In 1943, as the Second World War raged, nyermen nyermen nyermen neeeer ... "
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Fri 10 Jul 2009, 14:03,
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hahah
and then piss yourself before taking a swig of special brew
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Fri 10 Jul 2009, 14:06,
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No, just get gradually quieter and quieter. Pause for a short while, then start again in a louder voice.
At each cycle, the pause should get longer, and the loudness that you re-start at should get quieter.
Finally, look dazed, and wander off the stage, and out the emergency exit, setting off the alarm/sprinkler system.
That's how I do it.
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Fri 10 Jul 2009, 14:10,
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Finally, look dazed, and wander off the stage, and out the emergency exit, setting off the alarm/sprinkler system.
That's how I do it.