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# someone please explain this Quicktime business to me
(, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 14:00, archived)
# Quicktime is Hitler
Hitler is Quicktime. Say it five times backwards in a mirror then turn around and touch the floor.

Your head will come off.

Srsly.
(, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 14:01, archived)
# ORLY?
(, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 14:02, archived)
# YA RLY.
(, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 14:04, archived)
# PLEASE POST THIS ON 5 OTHER FORUMS!!
IF YOU DO, YOU WILL MEET YOUR FUTURE SPOUSE!!

IF YOU DON'T, YOU WILL DIE HORRIBLY!!
(, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 14:06, archived)
# NOW I HAVE READ THIS MY FAMILY DIED IN A PLANE CRASH YESTERDAY
WHO WILL BRING THE FOODS?
(, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 14:07, archived)
# In 1943 the Dutch inventor
something something someting
(, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 14:02, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
I'd love to do that - get booked in to do a lecture or something, get up to the podium, and go "In 1943, as the Second World War raged, nyermen nyermen nyermen neeeer ... "
(, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 14:03, archived)
# hahah
and then piss yourself before taking a swig of special brew
(, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 14:06, archived)
# Fart loudly and then wander off.
(, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 14:08, archived)
# I'm saving this for our next 'team away day' thingy
(, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 14:10, archived)
# No, just get gradually quieter and quieter. Pause for a short while, then start again in a louder voice.
At each cycle, the pause should get longer, and the loudness that you re-start at should get quieter.

Finally, look dazed, and wander off the stage, and out the emergency exit, setting off the alarm/sprinkler system.

That's how I do it.
(, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 14:10, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 14:15, archived)