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# did you have a wank to celebrate its completion?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 22:27, archived)
# No
But I should, good idea.
(The Artist Formerly Known As &c You can order curries ONLINE these days., Sun 12 Jul 2009, 22:27, archived)
# a wank is always a good idea
unless you're sitting at the dinner table with your parents
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 22:30, archived)
# (sorry)
unless i'm sitting at the dinner table with your parents
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 22:33, archived)
# my parents wouldn't notice
they're too busy being all loved-up with each other, it's sickening
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 22:37, archived)
# watching people wank
only fuels their love ;)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 22:47, archived)
# i don't wish to fuel their wrinkled love
it doesn't need any fuel.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 22:50, archived)
# Well it would be inpolite if they weren't wanking too.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 22:37, archived)
# they keep that shit in the bedroom, thank fuck
unfortunately, they're not exactly quiet up there. i'm so glad i don't live there
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 22:38, archived)
# nhs says to do so
...which reminds me....goes off for some very quick shopping
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 22:31, archived)
# I thought it was a statement about the viewing content if ITV these days.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 22:36, archived)
# it would certainly be appropriate
and concise
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 22:39, archived)
# Your nazi-radar must be on the blink as well
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 22:45, archived)
# Actually with my new huge HD monitor it's very hard to tell
although as the image is oversize I believe by current b3ta standards I not only meant to congratulate them but meant to phalate them too.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 23:09, archived)
# 'Did you mean: phthalate '
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 23:11, archived)