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# I just made a triptych. I call it 'Wank'.
(The Artist Formerly Known As &c You can order curries ONLINE these days., Sun 12 Jul 2009, 22:26, archived)
# did you have a wank to celebrate its completion?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 22:27, archived)
# No
But I should, good idea.
(The Artist Formerly Known As &c You can order curries ONLINE these days., Sun 12 Jul 2009, 22:27, archived)
# a wank is always a good idea
unless you're sitting at the dinner table with your parents
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 22:30, archived)
# (sorry)
unless i'm sitting at the dinner table with your parents
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 22:33, archived)
# my parents wouldn't notice
they're too busy being all loved-up with each other, it's sickening
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 22:37, archived)
# watching people wank
only fuels their love ;)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 22:47, archived)
# i don't wish to fuel their wrinkled love
it doesn't need any fuel.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 22:50, archived)
# Well it would be inpolite if they weren't wanking too.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 22:37, archived)
# they keep that shit in the bedroom, thank fuck
unfortunately, they're not exactly quiet up there. i'm so glad i don't live there
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 22:38, archived)
# nhs says to do so
...which reminds me....goes off for some very quick shopping
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 22:31, archived)
# I thought it was a statement about the viewing content if ITV these days.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 22:36, archived)
# it would certainly be appropriate
and concise
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 22:39, archived)
# Your nazi-radar must be on the blink as well
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 22:45, archived)
# Actually with my new huge HD monitor it's very hard to tell
although as the image is oversize I believe by current b3ta standards I not only meant to congratulate them but meant to phalate them too.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 23:09, archived)
# 'Did you mean: phthalate '
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 23:11, archived)
# i know a lot about art, but i don't know what i like
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 22:27, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 22:39, archived)
# ^that
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 23:09, archived)
# WANK IT HARD
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 22:33, archived)
# it really tells a deep story
not dissimilar to one's mortal life on this planet. a beginning of so much hope and variety, moving to simplistic and enjoyable fun, but ending in a severe monochromatic tragedy.
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 22:33, archived)
# cerebral urination!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 22:38, archived)
# Exactly!
That's just what I was going for.
Now I'm going for a wank.
(The Artist Formerly Known As &c You can order curries ONLINE these days., Sun 12 Jul 2009, 22:38, archived)
# This bold and provocative work raises questions of identity and profanity.
It reifies the synergystic while trouncing the semiotic. The uncompromisingly repeated use of the single profanity, "wank," juxtaposed with the deceptively welcome humanity of the facial features, raises questions about where we're going, but more importantly, where we've been.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 22:36, archived)
# Big wank, I'll give you that
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 22:43, archived)
# you'll give him a big wank?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 22:45, archived)
# Hurrah!
(The Artist Formerly Known As &c You can order curries ONLINE these days., Sun 12 Jul 2009, 22:46, archived)
# if it takes half as long as it did for that thing to load
he'll be a happy man

/internets get throttled between 8pm and midnight
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 22:46, archived)
# but is it art?
it looks like art
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 22:48, archived)
# That's entirely for the viewer to decide.
But yes it is art and if you say it isn't I'll rape you.
(The Artist Formerly Known As &c You can order curries ONLINE these days., Sun 12 Jul 2009, 22:50, archived)